Oh god so badly evented what is this

[blacktudorrose]

[There is a strange conjoined creature lumbering down the hallway. It is...very strange-looking, with various legs and arms dragging about and it screeches angrily. And said screeching sound suspiciously like an Aki. Whose head is coming out from the chimera's torso.

At least she has her sworn enemy right where she wants him...sort of.]

THOU WHELP, WHEN THIS KNAVERY HATH FINISHED, SORELY YOUR HEAD WILL BE DISPOSED OF AT MINE OWN PLEASURE!!

[Help the guy she's fused to now?]