ITS THEM BIG BALLS

Dec 17, 2010 10:54

[The duchess is standing on one floor, wearing a helmet, tiny black spandex shorts, sneakers, a hot pink shirt under a lifevest, and white socks with pink stripes on them. Why? Well, the floor has just been turned into this, complete with goofy music and someone calling her "'Pink Floyd' Izayoi" from the speakers. No matter what she tried, her ( Read more... )

5ds: whitebeam, 5ds: izayoi aki

Leave a comment

ahahahh oh my god i love this show kizunaprotector December 17 2010, 17:01:34 UTC
[Poor Pleiades is trying not to blush. He might have a leeetle crush on the Izayoi from his home, alright. :V And with your clothes, it's not too obvious that it's that one Izayoi who tried to ah, kill him. Either way, this situation looks familiar to him. But he can't place it.]

Oh boy, I love this show! [Oh. Right. Apparently they have some form of Wipeout approximately 200 years in the future. Because the mun says so it's that amazing. Also watching humans make idiots of themselves is fun to aliens.]

Reply

Who doesn't? :D blacktudorrose December 17 2010, 19:30:16 UTC
...Show!?

[It's also not obvious that she's the duchess - her wig has disappeared. She stares at her hair, shocked.]

What entertainment is this bringing forth!?

Reply

Indeed. kizunaprotector December 17 2010, 20:42:11 UTC
You are not familiar with it?

Oh, it's great. Humans make idiots out of themselves and they win money if they're the best at it.

Reply

IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT THEM BIG BALLS... blacktudorrose December 17 2010, 20:49:29 UTC
Hmph. How barbaric.

Reply

Yep. Big balls. Totally. B] kizunaprotector December 17 2010, 22:49:04 UTC
It's also apparently popular enough to make its way here.

Reply

blacktudorrose December 17 2010, 23:56:21 UTC
[Then, suddenly, the horn goes off. The duchess jumps, then turns, glaring.]

...

[The horn blows again.]

Infernal...!

Reply

kizunaprotector December 18 2010, 03:16:37 UTC
That means you gotta start running, Izayoi!

Reply

blacktudorrose December 19 2010, 02:03:58 UTC
What! My name is not Izay-

[HONK. Go, damnit. Gritting her teeth she starts - and slips right on her butt all the way down to the water, hitting the matt with her legs flying in the air.

Looks like Henson someone rubbed baby oil onto the obstacle course.]

Reply

kizunaprotector December 19 2010, 15:31:53 UTC
[Never mind Stardust. He's just laughing raucously at this point. Yuusei, surprisingly, doesn't look even vaguely amused, just thoughtful. Unlike Stardust, he had caught the beginning of what she had been about to say-this person who resembled Aki...wasn't her?]

Reply

blacktudorrose December 23 2010, 01:47:32 UTC
[And slowly she manages to gt up, but she's having trouble with the...non-obstacle...]

Reply

kizunaprotector December 23 2010, 04:13:30 UTC
Ya gotta do better than that, eh? [Yeah, yeah, Stardust. Keep laughing. Your partner's probably gonna be next.]

Reply


Leave a comment

Up