Sitting at his giant T-shaped desk.
Nation,
These are some dark times for the Dressing Room. I mean, have you seen the bathroom lately? Red everywhere.
And you know what that means.
Communists.
Brace yourselves, folks; it's all downhill from here. It won't be long before the toriningen are dragging us off to the gulags just for maybe stabbing them a little. Knives are completely protected under the second amendment. Look it up.
The Uboama administration just wants an excuse to take our knives. What's next? Our cat ears? Our poop hats? Where does it end? They'd rather we all be stuck in our rooms with only one - one - government approved video game to play. If I have to catch one more eggplant, I'm going to jump off my balcony, I swear.
These are some dark times for the Dressing Room. I mean, have you seen the bathroom lately? Red everywhere.
And you know what that means.
Communists.
Brace yourselves, folks; it's all downhill from here. It won't be long before the toriningen are dragging us off to the gulags just for maybe stabbing them a little. Knives are completely protected under the second amendment. Look it up.
The Uboama administration just wants an excuse to take our knives. What's next? Our cat ears? Our poop hats? Where does it end? They'd rather we all be stuck in our rooms with only one - one - government approved video game to play. If I have to catch one more eggplant, I'm going to jump off my balcony, I swear.