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[faintapparition]

[For a second, Iris thought today was going to be a very, very good day. Out of nowhere, he found he could actually feel again, that he actually had a physical body again!

...Then he realized that he was a cat.

So now he's stalking around the lobby trying to find some food and trying to avoid Brunch.]

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[backseatduelist]

[Unfortunately for Iris, he has been spotted! By someone...now jumping up on a table. He doesn't recognize you - but you seem somehow suspicious and that's setting off a strange impulse in his mind....]

Ah-ha! Trying to sneak around, are we? Well, I found you!

Warrior of Freedom and Vengeance, Sailor Brunch!

[He strikes a pose.]

In the name of my family, I'll punish you!

[He's still a boy, by the way. Not that anyone could really tell in that getup.]

[faintapparition]

[Somehow, he manages to sneak up on Iris so that Iris jumps and and gives a... meow of surprise when he starts to speak.

Wait.

Sailor Brunch?]

...You've got to be kidding me.

[OH GOD IT SPEAKS.]

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[backseatduelist]

[Warrior of Freedom and Vengeance, Sailor Brunch, nearly trips and falls off the table when the cat speaks, not used to shoes like this and not handling the surprise well.

It shouldn't be surprising, though! he reminds himself, bracing for anything. That last cat he'd met here had understood human speech, so this is just the next logical step. Besides, it makes him all the more suspici--

--wait back up he knows that voice. Especially that tone.]

...Iri--?

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[backseatduelist]

[Then he's hopping off the table, a huge smirk on his face that even nearly flubbing the landing in heels can't erase. He bends down to try and scratch Iris behind the ears, his face (and voice) an odd mix of taunting and ~who's a cute kitty~.]

Well, aren't we prettier than normal today! And got a body back, how clever....

[He's in another ridiculous outfit, and being forced to say ridiculous things. But Iris is a CAT. The negative repercussions of this development on The Plan can wait until this stops being so funny.]

[levelupat8exp]

[Well, have a lady equally surprised by her own new, physical form! But she's embraced hers fully, and is running about the lobby herself, so fast it's like she's flying!

And when she halts in the middle of the room, she looks around, then spots Iris!]

You, feline! [She jumps right over a couch to land beside him, holding her new and improved staff at ready. Though she's smiling as she proclaims loudly,]

I sensed trouble in this area! Where are the youma?!

[faintapparition]

[Uh oh, there's someone. Maybe if he just creeps along very slowly and-

...aaand he's been spotted. Great.]

The what now?

[levelupat8exp]

[Ah, and he'll be getting a very disapproving frown from the lady now.

He should certainly know about them himself so says her crossover-embedded senses.]

The youma! The evil spirits that attack innocent people and use their life force for their own gains!

[...familiar, no?]

[faintapparition]

[Oh. Yeah. Those. This physical form is actually quite convenient right now. Helps him avoid suspicion.]

There aren't any around right now. Why don't you go do something useful like get me some food.