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[on_a_bench]

[Sage is sitting on his bench, contemplating the universe.

Speak to him for a somewhat surreal experience.]

Comments

[token_l]

[A lesbian strolls by ignoring the manly ryou on a bench.]

[on_a_bench]

kaiser strolls by ignoring me, but all of saying squirt the rooster sauce aside

[token_l]

[She stops. what the fuck, squirting rooster sauce.]

...E-excuse me?

[on_a_bench]

a horde of faith; priests, monks, nuns, etc; shamans; biblical characters; angels and mischievousness; wounded child out of the fuck, squirting rooster sauce.

...e-excuse me?

[token_l]

...who the hell are you.

[A guy on a bench rambling about rooster sauce, nuns, and hurting children. okay now she's looking a bit disturbed.]

[on_a_bench]

femmekaiser picks up all my drunken rambling

[token_l]

....

Kaiserin did what to you?

[on_a_bench]

theeese woouuunddssssss they wiiilllll not the old spice guy?

[token_l]

[...she might get closer to inspect this babbling manly ryou. He's not making any sudden movements so hopefully he won't do anything sudden?]

For some reason, I'm not to surprised some freak like you exists here.

[on_a_bench]

fubuki had heard a nigga wanna do anything sudden?

[token_l]

.....

You know, there aren't any black people, so I don't think that's possible.

[on_a_bench]

^^^^i always think that's possible.

[token_l]

It's good to know you're always optimistic, weirdo.

[...waits for all the black people in the dr she's possibly offended rush in an angry mob.]

[on_a_bench]

i always looks like even before manjoume tried to turn you all of my friends

manjoume's angry mob

[token_l]

....I wouldn't want to be your friend even if that jerk Manjoume tried to convince me.

[oooh you hit a sore spot mentioning manjoume at the moment.]

I'm surprised no angry mobs are pummeling Manjoume.

[on_a_bench]

you actually holding a shifty jerk :(

poor manjoume.

slowly, finding that spot mentioning manjoume at the dr