ITT: Everyone is a Bakura

[caniblholocaust]

[Florence is on something resembling a soap box. It's a tall one, and he has a megaphone in his hand.]

OI. THIS IS A BAKURA CONVENTION.

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[nerf_rogues]

Oh, cool, a convention!

...wait a minute...

[itwasnotay]

[[and to add to your confusion, have a femmeBaku who was just a short while ago talking to your other half and is now mingling the crowd of doubles]]

[nerf_rogues]

...a-ah?

[He blinks. Oh jeeeze another cute girl-him.

He blushes and rubs his arm, but he certainly isn't going to APPROACH her.

Given that he's taller than most of the other landlords, and hell, some of the Ring Spirits, he might stand out a bit, though.]

[itwasnotay]

[[hears that and turns, blinking a moment. Well he looked a bit different.]] Aaa-- hello! [[smiles and waves.]]

[nerf_rogues]

...

[Realizes she's talking to him.]

A-ah, h-hello...

[Hmm, his shoes are suddenly fascinating.]

[itwasnotay]

[[Well, at least he wasn't staring at her chest like Yuugi always did]]

You;re a bit older than most of the doubles here!

[[conversation skills have not improved with the being comfortable with new gender thing, sadly]]

[nerf_rogues]

[He's a bit desensitized to boobs by now, but not girls being *nice* to him.]

Ahah, a little, I guess...

[If anything, he looks genderbent in the opposite direction.

He rubs the back of of his neck, grinning shyly.]

N-none of them have been giving you any trouble, have they?

[itwasnotay]

[[smiles, shaking her head]] No trouble yet! Some odd conversation, but that's really to be expected!

[nerf_rogues]

Heh, you're doing better than I am!

[..still a bit traumatized from someone trying to eat him, whaaat.]

At least I don't think my... uh... friend will bother you... She seems to like girl, um, mes.

It's odd how you can have so little in common with a room full of yourself, huh...?

[itwasnotay]

Your friend?

[[a pause before her face lights up a bit in realization]]

Aaa, that's what she meant by bigger! [[says with a soft laugh]]

And I think we should all have somethings in common! Even if not some of the-- aa-- physical things! [[says with a bit of embarrassment]]

[nerf_rogues]

[He blinks wonderingly at you.]

What who meant by -- oh. Did you run into her?

[He sighs self-consciously.]

Yes, she delights in telling everyone how overweight I am.

[Really, it's just enough to make him extra huggable.

[He smiles slightly.] Ahaha, true! I'm sure we've all had problems with them in one way or another... [thumbs at a random YnB.]

[itwasnotay]

Aa-- she just said large, so I was a little confused!

[[follows the thumb and gives a nod]] Un. Though I'd like to think one of us managed to avoid that!

[nerf_rogues]

Haha, that'd be nice, wouldn't it...?

[He rubs the back of his head.]

They don't seem as bad as they could be, so far... well... except that one that tried to eat me.

[itwasnotay]

Eh? Eat you?!

[nerf_rogues]

That was my reaction...

Yes, one of them tried to attack us.

[He looks rather troubled for a moment, but not just about the attempted cannibalism.]

I-I-I accidentally broke his arm...

[itwasnotay]

If you were just trying to protect yourself and your friend, you shouldn't worry about that.