Wuffles has turned into a Golden Retriever puppy. Your argument is invalid.

[wufflepuppy]

[For seemingly no reason at all, Wuffles has turned into a Golden Retriever puppy. He is currently bounding about the DR looking for people, things, or Florence to play with and he is having the time of his life.

Warning: Excessive petting may cause Wuffles temporary lack of balance due to wagging so hard he falls over.]