lol State of the Union address.
It's time for a drinking game, everybody. A proper one. It's the state of the union address as given by President Ojama Obama. The rules are on the sheet of paper on the door. I have extras in case anyone forgets.
I have several bottles of different of alcohol, so pick your poison. Shot glasses are on the table by the door.
Or dog bowls, depending on if you're a dog or not.