Wherein bad hentai inspires new Yugis. Profile reading = very yes.

[oedipus_cards]

[A new Yugi has arrived in the DR. Unlike most people, he hasn't shown up in the lobby or even by walking through the front door. No, this Yugi is currently opening what he thinks is the door to his mother's bedroom. Considering this is when he arrives in the DR? The bedroom in question could be anyone's.

Even yours.]

...mom? Are you awake?

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[obeymyrod]

[Marik is practising with his Evil Thighmaster, only to be interrupted by this new Yugi]

Hey! Knock sometimes!

You don't need to be seeing this!

[oedipus_cards]

But---but this is... who---why are you in here!?

[obeymyrod]

I'm flexing. What does it look like?

You think these things just tone themselves?

[oedipus_cards]

But... but this is my mother's room!

[obeymyrod]

Do I look like your EFFing mom?

I doubt your mother could split coconuts with only her thigh muscles.

[puberty_powerz]

[ninja in!]

Only if you placed a life-sized nutcracker in between those flabulous thighs!

Don't think I don't know the secret to that trick, Marik.

Oh, and hi new midget, here's an abridged greeting for you. Alternate universes. Merchandising opportunities. Card games. Televisions shows, and so one and so forth. Worship me, buy our swag, steer clear of the cannibal and our spinoff characters, but especially the SCREAMING JACK ATLAS!!

Oh, and get a damn t-shirt from the store.

That is all. There, I've filled my product placement quota for the year! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[ninja out!]

[oedipus_cards]

Don't you talk about her.