Well, this isn't fun at all!

[itsbullettime]

[There's a guy wearing a dull-blue, sleeveless vest, and an orange shirt underneath, a black helmet on his head. He pretty much looks like a Crow, walks like a Crow - he's even holding several thongs and pairs of underwear, tied together like a rope, just like a Crow would. But he is taller than a normal Crow. A little more muscular. And where his

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[domesticop]

[A "SECURITY" vest and helmet are spied! Ushio heads over to investigate further, but something's a little wrong here; the closer he gets, the more this other guy looks like a bloody, mangled mess.]

Oy! What happened to you?

[itsbullettime]

Huh? What do you mean what happened to me?

What happened to you?!

[Incidentally, Ushio 'looks' just as bad to Crow as Crow 'looks' to Ushio.]

[domesticop]

Eh?

[And he looks himself over quickly, just to be sure, but everything seems in order.]

Not a damn thing. But you--shit, is that bone sticking out?

[itsbullettime]

Uh....no, I'm perfectly fine!

Are you sure you're ok, because your head is split open.

...

Literally. Split open.

[domesticop]

What the fuck?

[And he frantically feels his scalp. To him, all is normal; to Crow, this likely looks like he's patting his own messy brains.]

[itsbullettime]

....

[He looks a bit grossed out at this. Granted, he's seen plenty of gross things during his time as a cop, so he's not going to throw up or anything, but...yeah. Ew.]

[domesticop]

There something wrong with your eyes? I'm fine! You're the one with your ribs coming out everywhere!