knock knock

[yflyn]

To my dismay, The Bun has started telling jokes at home. To me. Oh lord.

The Bun: Knock knock!
Me: Who's there?
The Bun: An interrupting cow.
Me: An interrupt... [The Bun interrupts with MOOOOO!]

Or how about,

The Bun: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Me: What?
The Bun: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
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His sister is otherwise known as the Comeback Girl. For someone who is the youngest in the family, she always has to have the last word.

Me, to Bao with a stuffed up nose: Here's a tissue, blow your nose.
Bao: No! I can still breathe! [makes exaggerated breathing noises]

or else,

Me: Put on your coat by yourself, that's what big girls do.
Bao: I'm already a big girl, so you can do it for me.

Laugh a minute around here, clearly.