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it's kinda funny.. when I drink I generally don't have a hangover.. but often I wake up more drunk than when I went to bed....
I got in my first bar fight last night... when it was closing time I went to the bathroom and by the time I got to the parking lot there were 5 little gay dudes starting shit with the guy I was hanging out with.. so yeah I stepped in.. What happened is my friend was in the bathroom and the 2nd oldest of the group walked into the pisser and took a "gander" at my friend.. so my dude zipped up and said I'm not for looking at you fuckin queer. yeah.. not really something I'm all into hearing.. but if my friend is homophobic I'm not gunna hate him for it.. it's not like we live in that progressive of a town.. so I got in the face of the dude that really wanted to fight.. I mean I knew the whole reason he got pissed off was because he had enough beer in him for him to grow a pair. I was right in his face yelling telling him to go he fuck home and we'd do the same.. then he gave me the hand to the face.. so I pushed his punk ass and he came back at me.. so the dude I was with stepped in to defend my honor.. and the fight persued.. I went after the fucker that was now on top of my friend that wanted to fight anyways.. and I had some queer put me in a choke hold.. so I was dragging him with me.. cause I was going to get that asshole.. he was the one I had a problem with.. my girl.. (yeah remember it's two girls and a guy aginst 5 queens) see's the fuckin choke hold I'm in.. it doesn't faze me.. I barely even notice.. but she yells at him and the he was like a zombie going for the fresh meat.. probably because I already was choking the shit out of his friend... so h went after her and started pulling her hair.. she bit him and then I went and pulled him off her.. which really only reqired me to step in the middle of the two.. I mean he was the sterotypical gay dude... and I was just about as blood thirsty as the asshole that started the shit.. and I know at the end of it the asshole that said the first word only wanted to fight if I wasn't a part of it.. because I coulda killed him.. he knows it.. I spent a lot of time on busses choking people until they turned blue.. I like watching the fear in the eye and life slowly escaping them.. i saw the fear.. but I had to go get my bitch before I saw the life.. I feel a bit bad.. if I wasn't there it probably would have stopped at just talk.. I mean the main culprit wanted to fight but everyone else was being passive.. and yeah I don't agree with what my friend said.. but if he wants to be homophobic.. who the fuck am I to judge.. and who are they... they didn't get an invitation to peek.. and it's not like my friend saw him peeking and punched him.. which I've seen happen.. he made a catty remark.. and we had all been drinking.. there was one sweetheart.. I went and thanked him for being civil durring the fight.. fuck I'll give credit where credit is due.. he tried to be the meadator.. real nice guy.. but his buddy wanted to fight.. and honestly it didn't sound like a bad idea to me.. so after the fight I walked into the middle of the 5 gay dudes and shook the cool guys hand.. thanked him.. and appologized to the bartender.. I know I was responsible for it getting physical.. but that's cause I saw who was the one willing to throw the punch and got in his punk ass face.. I pushed first.. but i never threw a punch.. I probably woulda killed the asshole.. no one coulda got me off him.. there was an attept.. and my guy got a black eye.. all three of us had never been in a bar fight.. and really it's funny.. the whole situation.. but I still am a little bit drunk.. if it had happened earlier.. it woulda been two dudes and 3 girls.. but it wouldn't exactly have been fair.. my friend stefan is a novice bar fighter.. and I think the 3 amatures made for a fair match.. I mean really the chokehold that was just some dude not so much fighting but trying to just help his friend so it wasn't a gay bashing.. and I'm pretty sure the dudes friends didn't have that kind of problem with the name calling.. just the one guy wanted to fight.. and they all knew I only had a problem with the one guy.. cause there was only one I layed a had on.. and after the fight when the name calling resummed.. I held back my frined who was now really pissed because the asshole hit me.. he didn't like that.. but I told him I was just as willing to hurt him as I was the asshole.. and all me and stormy wanted to do was go the fuck home.. if I didn't like the bar I wouldn't have cared.. I ot home and shad was pissed because I didn't invite him to go out with us.. he never invites me out.. so then I got to come home and had a fight with shad. who I wasn't even angry at.. stupid boys.. I hate them all.. this second.
I got in my first bar fight last night... when it was closing time I went to the bathroom and by the time I got to the parking lot there were 5 little gay dudes starting shit with the guy I was hanging out with.. so yeah I stepped in.. What happened is my friend was in the bathroom and the 2nd oldest of the group walked into the pisser and took a "gander" at my friend.. so my dude zipped up and said I'm not for looking at you fuckin queer. yeah.. not really something I'm all into hearing.. but if my friend is homophobic I'm not gunna hate him for it.. it's not like we live in that progressive of a town.. so I got in the face of the dude that really wanted to fight.. I mean I knew the whole reason he got pissed off was because he had enough beer in him for him to grow a pair. I was right in his face yelling telling him to go he fuck home and we'd do the same.. then he gave me the hand to the face.. so I pushed his punk ass and he came back at me.. so the dude I was with stepped in to defend my honor.. and the fight persued.. I went after the fucker that was now on top of my friend that wanted to fight anyways.. and I had some queer put me in a choke hold.. so I was dragging him with me.. cause I was going to get that asshole.. he was the one I had a problem with.. my girl.. (yeah remember it's two girls and a guy aginst 5 queens) see's the fuckin choke hold I'm in.. it doesn't faze me.. I barely even notice.. but she yells at him and the he was like a zombie going for the fresh meat.. probably because I already was choking the shit out of his friend... so h went after her and started pulling her hair.. she bit him and then I went and pulled him off her.. which really only reqired me to step in the middle of the two.. I mean he was the sterotypical gay dude... and I was just about as blood thirsty as the asshole that started the shit.. and I know at the end of it the asshole that said the first word only wanted to fight if I wasn't a part of it.. because I coulda killed him.. he knows it.. I spent a lot of time on busses choking people until they turned blue.. I like watching the fear in the eye and life slowly escaping them.. i saw the fear.. but I had to go get my bitch before I saw the life.. I feel a bit bad.. if I wasn't there it probably would have stopped at just talk.. I mean the main culprit wanted to fight but everyone else was being passive.. and yeah I don't agree with what my friend said.. but if he wants to be homophobic.. who the fuck am I to judge.. and who are they... they didn't get an invitation to peek.. and it's not like my friend saw him peeking and punched him.. which I've seen happen.. he made a catty remark.. and we had all been drinking.. there was one sweetheart.. I went and thanked him for being civil durring the fight.. fuck I'll give credit where credit is due.. he tried to be the meadator.. real nice guy.. but his buddy wanted to fight.. and honestly it didn't sound like a bad idea to me.. so after the fight I walked into the middle of the 5 gay dudes and shook the cool guys hand.. thanked him.. and appologized to the bartender.. I know I was responsible for it getting physical.. but that's cause I saw who was the one willing to throw the punch and got in his punk ass face.. I pushed first.. but i never threw a punch.. I probably woulda killed the asshole.. no one coulda got me off him.. there was an attept.. and my guy got a black eye.. all three of us had never been in a bar fight.. and really it's funny.. the whole situation.. but I still am a little bit drunk.. if it had happened earlier.. it woulda been two dudes and 3 girls.. but it wouldn't exactly have been fair.. my friend stefan is a novice bar fighter.. and I think the 3 amatures made for a fair match.. I mean really the chokehold that was just some dude not so much fighting but trying to just help his friend so it wasn't a gay bashing.. and I'm pretty sure the dudes friends didn't have that kind of problem with the name calling.. just the one guy wanted to fight.. and they all knew I only had a problem with the one guy.. cause there was only one I layed a had on.. and after the fight when the name calling resummed.. I held back my frined who was now really pissed because the asshole hit me.. he didn't like that.. but I told him I was just as willing to hurt him as I was the asshole.. and all me and stormy wanted to do was go the fuck home.. if I didn't like the bar I wouldn't have cared.. I ot home and shad was pissed because I didn't invite him to go out with us.. he never invites me out.. so then I got to come home and had a fight with shad. who I wasn't even angry at.. stupid boys.. I hate them all.. this second.