JMIZOH: he has the iq of a bananna
(Bush according to Pa)
yesterday (thursday)
i saw Le roi de Lion with Steph
oh
my
god
AHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS AMAZING, my step-uncle said it was "eye-candy", and I was like wtf, but that's like the best way to describe it, like my eyes...they've never seen anything like what I saw. It was absoultely fabulous..although anything would be fabulous after..."Robin Hood: The Legend (unfortunately) Continues.." but seriously, it was brilliant, everyone should go see it!!!!
then I went over to Brad's for a while and met his entire family. We played catch with his nieces...them being the ball. They are so cute they look like little cabbage patch dolls, brad's so good with them even though the fun uncle is always like a bloody nose away from being the abusive uncle.
didn't know what to do so we called Steve, but he was with Sean and it would be too awkward..ahh. so we drove around a while and looked at Christmas lights and I showed him my new house in Lake of the Woods (I live on Adam Boriotti's street..weird!) we stopped at Bella Bottega and I saw Erik.... awwwwkkkkwwwaarrrdd
..for me, he acted like nothing was weird, which I was thankful for two minutes into the conversation. We stayed there for a while and Brad tried talking the manager into giving him a job..even though he's worked there before and he was fired..hmm yeah good luck with that one Bradford.
when Erik's hot brother Ryan breaks up with his annoying girlfriend..I shall date him, I've already made up my mind haha.
Jamie, Kali and JP stopped by and gave us our Christmas presents. I still need to make everyone's present..Alicia's the only one who got a store-bought present cuz well she's the best.
Then we went to Starbucks and both downed hot chocolates way too fast and both got horrible stomach aches hahaha. Dropped him off, and went home.
The Church Havoc:...dare i say..cry havoc..kckckckckc
then today went to church with my mom's friend, it was really weird, not like the usual service we go to on Christmas Eve.. pretty much an hour and a half of singing Christmas carols, which hey is fine with me, but I kept purposely going off key and singing really loud to make this little boy in front of me annoyed. Hahaha and I kept raising my hand when the pastor made everyone close their eyes and then asked the people whom wanted to develop a relationship with God to open their eyes, make eye contact with him and raise their hand. Of course I can't close my eyes EVER when people tell me to (I remember in Les Mis during focus circle Mar would always yell at me cuz I'd keep opening my eyes.. but like my worst nightmare is for everyone to open their eyes and me be the only left with my eyes closed haha) so I kept looking at him and raising my hand and he was like "Thank you" and then I closed my eyes and then opened them again and raised my hand and he looked at me and was like "Thank you, I'll pray for you" and then I closed my eyes and then opened them and raised my hand and he was like "Thaaank youuu" (like ok I got it, I promise I'll pray for you, now close your fucking eyes). I thought it was funny. Also there's like a candle extinguishing moment where you extinguish your candle when he calls out how many years you've had a realtionship with God. And I blew mine out on 85 years with like the three people in the church left and all the people around me who couldn't see my body but just my candle were clapping for me and like mumbling little phrases like "wow 85 years" and "that'll be me someday" and "wow she looks good for her age".. ha, just kidding. but my mom got mad at me for doing that. then there were little presents they gave out... one per household..but i exited through three exits while my mom talked to people so i got three boxes with crappy Christmas CDs in them and 4 white candles (random). But the CD's are all wrapped up in plastic..so I'm thinking of giving those to people for Christmas hahaha. I'm such a re-gifter.
On the way home from church I stopped by Ross (the only store open) cuz I needed to buy my dad presents. "we're closing in 10 minutes" came over the speaker... SHIT... so I bought him..get this..a two DVD/4 movie set of two Groucho Marx movies and two The Jack Benny Show episodes, and a Kenny Rogers CD... hahahahahahaha. omg, but I saw a really hot guy there so it was all worth it. But he was one of those guys that you look at him and then think of where you are and realise, he's not hot.
Then we had the most amazing dinner of all time, Larry (mom's bf) cooked fish that he caught TODAY..hmm ya cant get any better than that. Then I accidentally got a little tipsy after 4 glasses of wine. haha. We watched Napoleon Dynamite and I went upstairs to take a nap before Adam and Rebecca and Presley (bro, sis-in-law and dog) all arrive from LA. Got up when they came home and talked for a long time until I came over here (my dads) cuz we're having Christmas day at this house. My dad made it such a big deal for me to spend Christmas Eve's night sleeping here..but when I came over all the beds are taken so I have to spend the night on the couch. In my OWN HOUSE! what the fuck? I've been waiting for Santa Claus no sign of him yet...I'm pretty sure me and Luke don't have stockings or something cuz the only stockings that are up are for David and Ashley. And also there's like 12 shopping bags by the door that have a bajillion unwrapped presents in them...hmmmmmm yeah it's Christmas Day. Susanne .. AHHHHHHHH!
I'm gonna go watch more A Christmas Story..and everyone! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE..IF YOU HAVENT SEEN "A CHRISTMAS STORY" GO TURN IT TO TBS AND ENJOY...
yesterday (thursday)
i saw Le roi de Lion with Steph
oh
my
god
AHHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS AMAZING, my step-uncle said it was "eye-candy", and I was like wtf, but that's like the best way to describe it, like my eyes...they've never seen anything like what I saw. It was absoultely fabulous..although anything would be fabulous after..."Robin Hood: The Legend (unfortunately) Continues.." but seriously, it was brilliant, everyone should go see it!!!!
then I went over to Brad's for a while and met his entire family. We played catch with his nieces...them being the ball. They are so cute they look like little cabbage patch dolls, brad's so good with them even though the fun uncle is always like a bloody nose away from being the abusive uncle.
didn't know what to do so we called Steve, but he was with Sean and it would be too awkward..ahh. so we drove around a while and looked at Christmas lights and I showed him my new house in Lake of the Woods (I live on Adam Boriotti's street..weird!) we stopped at Bella Bottega and I saw Erik.... awwwwkkkkwwwaarrrdd
..for me, he acted like nothing was weird, which I was thankful for two minutes into the conversation. We stayed there for a while and Brad tried talking the manager into giving him a job..even though he's worked there before and he was fired..hmm yeah good luck with that one Bradford.
when Erik's hot brother Ryan breaks up with his annoying girlfriend..I shall date him, I've already made up my mind haha.
Jamie, Kali and JP stopped by and gave us our Christmas presents. I still need to make everyone's present..Alicia's the only one who got a store-bought present cuz well she's the best.
Then we went to Starbucks and both downed hot chocolates way too fast and both got horrible stomach aches hahaha. Dropped him off, and went home.
The Church Havoc:...dare i say..cry havoc..kckckckckc
then today went to church with my mom's friend, it was really weird, not like the usual service we go to on Christmas Eve.. pretty much an hour and a half of singing Christmas carols, which hey is fine with me, but I kept purposely going off key and singing really loud to make this little boy in front of me annoyed. Hahaha and I kept raising my hand when the pastor made everyone close their eyes and then asked the people whom wanted to develop a relationship with God to open their eyes, make eye contact with him and raise their hand. Of course I can't close my eyes EVER when people tell me to (I remember in Les Mis during focus circle Mar would always yell at me cuz I'd keep opening my eyes.. but like my worst nightmare is for everyone to open their eyes and me be the only left with my eyes closed haha) so I kept looking at him and raising my hand and he was like "Thank you" and then I closed my eyes and then opened them again and raised my hand and he looked at me and was like "Thank you, I'll pray for you" and then I closed my eyes and then opened them and raised my hand and he was like "Thaaank youuu" (like ok I got it, I promise I'll pray for you, now close your fucking eyes). I thought it was funny. Also there's like a candle extinguishing moment where you extinguish your candle when he calls out how many years you've had a realtionship with God. And I blew mine out on 85 years with like the three people in the church left and all the people around me who couldn't see my body but just my candle were clapping for me and like mumbling little phrases like "wow 85 years" and "that'll be me someday" and "wow she looks good for her age".. ha, just kidding. but my mom got mad at me for doing that. then there were little presents they gave out... one per household..but i exited through three exits while my mom talked to people so i got three boxes with crappy Christmas CDs in them and 4 white candles (random). But the CD's are all wrapped up in plastic..so I'm thinking of giving those to people for Christmas hahaha. I'm such a re-gifter.
On the way home from church I stopped by Ross (the only store open) cuz I needed to buy my dad presents. "we're closing in 10 minutes" came over the speaker... SHIT... so I bought him..get this..a two DVD/4 movie set of two Groucho Marx movies and two The Jack Benny Show episodes, and a Kenny Rogers CD... hahahahahahaha. omg, but I saw a really hot guy there so it was all worth it. But he was one of those guys that you look at him and then think of where you are and realise, he's not hot.
Then we had the most amazing dinner of all time, Larry (mom's bf) cooked fish that he caught TODAY..hmm ya cant get any better than that. Then I accidentally got a little tipsy after 4 glasses of wine. haha. We watched Napoleon Dynamite and I went upstairs to take a nap before Adam and Rebecca and Presley (bro, sis-in-law and dog) all arrive from LA. Got up when they came home and talked for a long time until I came over here (my dads) cuz we're having Christmas day at this house. My dad made it such a big deal for me to spend Christmas Eve's night sleeping here..but when I came over all the beds are taken so I have to spend the night on the couch. In my OWN HOUSE! what the fuck? I've been waiting for Santa Claus no sign of him yet...I'm pretty sure me and Luke don't have stockings or something cuz the only stockings that are up are for David and Ashley. And also there's like 12 shopping bags by the door that have a bajillion unwrapped presents in them...hmmmmmm yeah it's Christmas Day. Susanne .. AHHHHHHHH!
I'm gonna go watch more A Christmas Story..and everyone! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE..IF YOU HAVENT SEEN "A CHRISTMAS STORY" GO TURN IT TO TBS AND ENJOY...