AUUUU REVOIRRRRR PARISSSS
k so I'm sitting at the airport at the CDG airport.
About to get on an airplane for an hour to Copenhagen then one to Seattle for 11 hours straight and I'm listening to Grease hahahaha... reflecting on my stay here.
It's gonna be so weird coming back.
Everyone will be the same, and I will be different.
I have so many amazing memories here that I'll never forget, I can't even begin to explain it.
I found the school I want to go to ... that I am going to go to... I've never felt this way about a college before..
Liverpool Institute of the Performing Arts
it's amazing. OK, I'm gonna write down me and Emma's list of crap quotes:
*Vous etes greque?
*YOU MADE OUT WITH JESUS!
*Its like we kissed
*Que?
*Annnhhh annhh
*-“You know whats better than a smile?”
-“What”
-“A hello”
*Roman coat…oh you want a rum and coke cus I can go get some rum from the bar
*That pinky toe puts out one hell of a nail
*Shes drunk…isn’t she….HEYYYYYYY!!!!!
*Pamela being spoon fed steak & potatoes at 5:30 in the morning by a 350 pound black man in a black leather jacket “I must have been staring at his food inappropriately”
*Emma making out with a 40-year-old bouncer
*“heyyy Keely look! Its the 17-year-old! Keely looks down at the man sitting next to Emma on the stairs and hes just staring up smiling and nodding in agreement cuz he doesnt speak english
*Pamela heart to hearting Keely about the risks of being sexually assaulted by strangers
*Us never telling the truth about ourselves when we go out
*Henri at Purgatoire and his funny facial expressions
*Emma stealing the seashell cuz Keely triple dog dared her
...heck yes
*Emma giving Philippe the wrong number, and him proceeding to call it at the table…. Awwwkward
*Evidemment
*Everybody taking pictures of the empty Absinthe glasses and smiling…no no its green reassured Emma
*I am a sex machine…no no not machine, it comes natural
-Tu te souviens quand tu as nous donne les cacahuetes?
-Les cacahuetes? Tu en veut?
*Dim showing Keely how to dance…slow motion and then progressing to full speed once she was ready
*Haribos…period
*I dont know too much, but I know I love youuuu
*Its time to discover…a little something to make me sweeter, Im so in love with youuuuu, Ill be forever trueee
*You look like youre unhappy…I like that
*Turks hott body
*Une facture…comment? Une facture! COMMENT? waves receipt* ohhhhhh
* “Ya know I think that Im just gonna give up on the rug.”
-“Give up? What do you mean give up? You’d actually have to be doing something in order to give up.”
*the French boys hiding the pot in their shoes
*Little Greenday-looking guy falling over and laughing constantly
*Our Diet Cokes
*Jai oublie ma cle dans ma chambre………encore
*The moocher sercurite guard
*Emmas orange cards not working (yeah cards, plural)
*click click Stu-ee
*olive oil
-vomits-
*Listening to the “Christmas Collage” by Kathy Mattea and Keely clapping and Emma bouncing around…it went on for way too long
*Our Les Mis night for stealing a mouth full of bread
*One word…Antony…do you feel dirty all over?..you get used to it
*When Keely was walking down les escaliers and her computer turning on and Youre a Mean One Mr. Grinch coming on full blast and every French person stopping and shaking their head
*Keely telling French people that Americans think they smell
*Meringue and the big fat lady knowing our order..you know youre a fat kid when…
*Chocolate milk jelly
*laaaaiiittttt beeeuuuurrrrreee
*Keely always thinking the cleaning staff is out to get her
-Did you open the door for them?
-Well no I lock it at night so they cant come in in the morning
(cleaning lady)- Tu marche bien???
*Hiding the hamburger in Keelys purse at the mafia Greek “deli”(parce qu’elle est greque)
*The crazy people who live above us… Keely’s plays chair scoot 22 hours a day (2 hours for bathroom breaks) and Emma has the French Idol living above her whose only possessions she brought with her to France was a Ribbon Dancer and a Skip-It or perhaps shes practicing her breast stroke
* I need to go wash my balls..AHHHHHH..that’s what I like to call man falling off a cliff….peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooo *puf*
*Living our lives from meal to meal..what times is it? 30 minutes till dinner..haha
*WELL IF WE CAN HEAR HIM HE CAN HEAR US! … oh shit
*Hot teddy bear man (we agree on someone!!)
*The waiter that never smiles at Cluny
*Eating like fatties in front of the window at Hagen Daaz
*Emmas bardering with the crepe man for the ownership of Keely
*Emma trying to convince Keely the balding French guy at the Galway was hot
*The black guy jumping in the cab with us and Keely saying FUCCCCK NO and jumping out of the taxi while it was actually in motion leaving poor Emma behind
*The French bitch who Pamela told we thought she hated us
*When have I ever had a conscious?
*Ida the biatch
*quand meme
*donc
*ben oui
*ah bon
*truc. whats that little truc over there? Thats a TV Dave. Well whats that f-ing truc over there? Thats a guitar Davey.
*Keely becoming nocturnal for like two weeks
*Emmas 509,456,234,678,122,456,876 text messages and voicemails and calls from <3 Christophe, the man where age makes no difference
*Getting the condoms at the metro station.. it was a group effort hahaha, "please be lubricated"... "they're in a really pretty package" hahahah "EMMA IF WE DON'T GET THEM YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH HIM"
*Emma almost getting caught in the lie with Filipe.. "you're on the metro right now huh?" "oui..oh wait I mean demain soir oui"
*Getting the picture in the Photomon and having the most genuine reaction of all time
*The gross ass 15 euro honey candy that we kept eating just cuz "they were there"
*MAGUA
*us wearing lipgloss outside where it's hecka windy and our hair kept sticking to our lips
*Emma trying to light the cig in the wind
~note to emma when you read this post if you think of anymore and I'll add them~
About to get on an airplane for an hour to Copenhagen then one to Seattle for 11 hours straight and I'm listening to Grease hahahaha... reflecting on my stay here.
It's gonna be so weird coming back.
Everyone will be the same, and I will be different.
I have so many amazing memories here that I'll never forget, I can't even begin to explain it.
I found the school I want to go to ... that I am going to go to... I've never felt this way about a college before..
Liverpool Institute of the Performing Arts
it's amazing. OK, I'm gonna write down me and Emma's list of crap quotes:
*Vous etes greque?
*YOU MADE OUT WITH JESUS!
*Its like we kissed
*Que?
*Annnhhh annhh
*-“You know whats better than a smile?”
-“What”
-“A hello”
*Roman coat…oh you want a rum and coke cus I can go get some rum from the bar
*That pinky toe puts out one hell of a nail
*Shes drunk…isn’t she….HEYYYYYYY!!!!!
*Pamela being spoon fed steak & potatoes at 5:30 in the morning by a 350 pound black man in a black leather jacket “I must have been staring at his food inappropriately”
*Emma making out with a 40-year-old bouncer
*“heyyy Keely look! Its the 17-year-old! Keely looks down at the man sitting next to Emma on the stairs and hes just staring up smiling and nodding in agreement cuz he doesnt speak english
*Pamela heart to hearting Keely about the risks of being sexually assaulted by strangers
*Us never telling the truth about ourselves when we go out
*Henri at Purgatoire and his funny facial expressions
*Emma stealing the seashell cuz Keely triple dog dared her
...heck yes
*Emma giving Philippe the wrong number, and him proceeding to call it at the table…. Awwwkward
*Evidemment
*Everybody taking pictures of the empty Absinthe glasses and smiling…no no its green reassured Emma
*I am a sex machine…no no not machine, it comes natural
-Tu te souviens quand tu as nous donne les cacahuetes?
-Les cacahuetes? Tu en veut?
*Dim showing Keely how to dance…slow motion and then progressing to full speed once she was ready
*Haribos…period
*I dont know too much, but I know I love youuuu
*Its time to discover…a little something to make me sweeter, Im so in love with youuuuu, Ill be forever trueee
*You look like youre unhappy…I like that
*Turks hott body
*Une facture…comment? Une facture! COMMENT? waves receipt* ohhhhhh
* “Ya know I think that Im just gonna give up on the rug.”
-“Give up? What do you mean give up? You’d actually have to be doing something in order to give up.”
*the French boys hiding the pot in their shoes
*Little Greenday-looking guy falling over and laughing constantly
*Our Diet Cokes
*Jai oublie ma cle dans ma chambre………encore
*The moocher sercurite guard
*Emmas orange cards not working (yeah cards, plural)
*click click Stu-ee
*olive oil
-vomits-
*Listening to the “Christmas Collage” by Kathy Mattea and Keely clapping and Emma bouncing around…it went on for way too long
*Our Les Mis night for stealing a mouth full of bread
*One word…Antony…do you feel dirty all over?..you get used to it
*When Keely was walking down les escaliers and her computer turning on and Youre a Mean One Mr. Grinch coming on full blast and every French person stopping and shaking their head
*Keely telling French people that Americans think they smell
*Meringue and the big fat lady knowing our order..you know youre a fat kid when…
*Chocolate milk jelly
*laaaaiiittttt beeeuuuurrrrreee
*Keely always thinking the cleaning staff is out to get her
-Did you open the door for them?
-Well no I lock it at night so they cant come in in the morning
(cleaning lady)- Tu marche bien???
*Hiding the hamburger in Keelys purse at the mafia Greek “deli”(parce qu’elle est greque)
*The crazy people who live above us… Keely’s plays chair scoot 22 hours a day (2 hours for bathroom breaks) and Emma has the French Idol living above her whose only possessions she brought with her to France was a Ribbon Dancer and a Skip-It or perhaps shes practicing her breast stroke
* I need to go wash my balls..AHHHHHH..that’s what I like to call man falling off a cliff….peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooo *puf*
*Living our lives from meal to meal..what times is it? 30 minutes till dinner..haha
*WELL IF WE CAN HEAR HIM HE CAN HEAR US! … oh shit
*Hot teddy bear man (we agree on someone!!)
*The waiter that never smiles at Cluny
*Eating like fatties in front of the window at Hagen Daaz
*Emmas bardering with the crepe man for the ownership of Keely
*Emma trying to convince Keely the balding French guy at the Galway was hot
*The black guy jumping in the cab with us and Keely saying FUCCCCK NO and jumping out of the taxi while it was actually in motion leaving poor Emma behind
*The French bitch who Pamela told we thought she hated us
*When have I ever had a conscious?
*Ida the biatch
*quand meme
*donc
*ben oui
*ah bon
*truc. whats that little truc over there? Thats a TV Dave. Well whats that f-ing truc over there? Thats a guitar Davey.
*Keely becoming nocturnal for like two weeks
*Emmas 509,456,234,678,122,456,876 text messages and voicemails and calls from <3 Christophe, the man where age makes no difference
*Getting the condoms at the metro station.. it was a group effort hahaha, "please be lubricated"... "they're in a really pretty package" hahahah "EMMA IF WE DON'T GET THEM YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH HIM"
*Emma almost getting caught in the lie with Filipe.. "you're on the metro right now huh?" "oui..oh wait I mean demain soir oui"
*Getting the picture in the Photomon and having the most genuine reaction of all time
*The gross ass 15 euro honey candy that we kept eating just cuz "they were there"
*MAGUA
*us wearing lipgloss outside where it's hecka windy and our hair kept sticking to our lips
*Emma trying to light the cig in the wind
~note to emma when you read this post if you think of anymore and I'll add them~