Tales from internet
Matt: I wish I were Jewish sometimes.
Me: It's not worth it. You'd have relatives named Miriam.
Matt: But then I'd be able to identify with Adam Sandler on a totally different level. Right now, I feel like how white people feel when they laugh at black comedians who say "nigga."
Me: Jews feel like that even when they aren't watching comedians.
Matt: That uneasy "should I be laughing?" feeling?
Me: Yes. Also, nausea.
Me: It's not worth it. You'd have relatives named Miriam.
Matt: But then I'd be able to identify with Adam Sandler on a totally different level. Right now, I feel like how white people feel when they laugh at black comedians who say "nigga."
Me: Jews feel like that even when they aren't watching comedians.
Matt: That uneasy "should I be laughing?" feeling?
Me: Yes. Also, nausea.