DnD 4th ed babbling
Warlords are fricking awesome and I totally want to play one.
Be a warlord cause you can say your inspiring word is "Walk it off Betty Sue" or "Rub some dirt on it, Nancy" or "Quit crying and get back in there Susan"
Also there's the at will that lets you push people.
I absolutely love that warlords literally have a power entitled "Rub Some Dirt on It."
In the next splat book, warlords should get a build "Asshole warlord"
"You insult your party in order to get them to do better. If you weren't there the rest of your party would be just screwing around. You make everything happen, and if it wasn't for you, those fuckers woud still be in the inn slacking off. You main stat should be strength for keeping your party in line and showing the striker how he should be hitting the damn Orc. Fuck he missed again, what are you dancing with him? Your secondary stat should be charisma. Not that you need it, but it helps tell people how much better than them you are."
He's right fucking there!
At will
You point out an enemy because the rest of your party is probably retarded.
Target is marked by target ally. Another target ally may make a melée basic attack against it.
Hey your sister is pretty much a whore
Encounter
You regal the party with the tale of how at that party last year, one of their sisters went down on you and she wasn't even drunk.
Target ally gains a dmg bonus equal to your charisma modifier. If you are adjacent to that ally he makes an unarmed melée basic attack at you in addition to his actions this turn.
Be a warlord cause you can say your inspiring word is "Walk it off Betty Sue" or "Rub some dirt on it, Nancy" or "Quit crying and get back in there Susan"
Also there's the at will that lets you push people.
I absolutely love that warlords literally have a power entitled "Rub Some Dirt on It."
In the next splat book, warlords should get a build "Asshole warlord"
"You insult your party in order to get them to do better. If you weren't there the rest of your party would be just screwing around. You make everything happen, and if it wasn't for you, those fuckers woud still be in the inn slacking off. You main stat should be strength for keeping your party in line and showing the striker how he should be hitting the damn Orc. Fuck he missed again, what are you dancing with him? Your secondary stat should be charisma. Not that you need it, but it helps tell people how much better than them you are."
He's right fucking there!
At will
You point out an enemy because the rest of your party is probably retarded.
Target is marked by target ally. Another target ally may make a melée basic attack against it.
Hey your sister is pretty much a whore
Encounter
You regal the party with the tale of how at that party last year, one of their sisters went down on you and she wasn't even drunk.
Target ally gains a dmg bonus equal to your charisma modifier. If you are adjacent to that ally he makes an unarmed melée basic attack at you in addition to his actions this turn.