my name is sue, how do you do?

[yessica32]

i took the best nap this morning
two naps, actually
in the mri tube hole
so refreshing
i should get one for my room
i think it cured my claustrophobia
though i didn't appreciate the giant ass needle used
to dye my insides

my phone conversation last nite

me: hi, and i love you
him: hey, and i love you too
me: i don't think some of those questions make very much sense, and i'm glad to know you love me back
him: yeah, well they aren't finalized yet, and it's true. you are amazing
me: ok, well i guess some changes should be made before they are finalized, and would you like to french?
him: ok, we will know tomorrow, and i would very much like to french
me: ok, well let me know when the final will be finished, and let's french
him: ok, i'll email you, and then i'll come right over
me: great. thanks, and i'll put on chapstick
him: ok, and i like grape
me: ok, bye
him: bye

the first part of that conversation is a loosely based account of an actual phone call. the first part of each sentence is what was said; the last half is of course what i heard. and, i'm wearing giant pants