Random to the max
Drew's Random Livejournal Picture Generator. Is Freakin' Awesome! It's an all-encompassing cross-section of the internet, good and bad.
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/livejournal-pictures.php
I can't stop refreshing! Here's what seems to come up a lot:
Now you wanna hear a funny toothbrush story in which God laughs at me?
I was picking out a new toothbrush at Wal-Mart, and noticed a new kind which is a vibrating bristle brush, as an alternative to the spinbrush i have had for like 7 years and is covered with gunk. you just push a button and the little vibrating rubber bristles go at it. lightweight and different. i was gonna buy it!
UNTIL i pushed the button again to turn it off but it was still a-goin. I panicked immediately, I knew how this was going to end, but I tried to be optimistic. i was like UMMMM maybe it stops on it's own like a timer for how long you should brush, that would be smart.... I was standing there waiting for it to stop as my hand started going numb, because I didnt want to put it down and have the metal shelf and everything on it start buzzing.
At that point I got a dirty look from a middle-aged woman there with her young grandkid, so i threw it down and ran off. I ran to tell Chris, then realized I left the grocery list over there with the loud toothbrush. By the time I got back the aisle had filled with embarrassed spectators, but I was brave enough to retrieve my list and it was still going, I assume until it ran out of batteries.
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/livejournal-pictures.php
I can't stop refreshing! Here's what seems to come up a lot:
- Pictures from the LJ community of girls with apparently inexhaustible incomes who dress up beautiful Japanese dolls and act out boring stories with them. If I had limitless funds for little sweaters and doll wigs I'd probably be doing the same shit, minus the soap opera. See, I've only partially outgrown dolls. Every couple of years I find myself on eBay watching auction after auction of doll lots, mostly toys I had as a tiny tot.
- very interesting stuff that I never would have known about. Invaluable information,applicable to my daily life = A community where people review frozen entrees! This is perfect for me since I eat them every single day for lunch and they have long grown tiresome. look out Amy, I'm coming to getcha!
- People's really awesome + inspiring sketches, and cool photography
- People's sketches of sexually ambiguous Asian cartoon folk
- Cartoons of wild and or domesticated animals with drippy boners. Gross is what I said too, what a coincidence! I'm thoroughly disgusted and simultaneously saddened - Gosh Napoleon, what a waste of such artistic talent. Bestiality's is a-ok, just draw on some jewelry and a toothy grin!
- every refresh will invariably contain the cast of Firefly. That is a wonderful show, beloved by ALL Internetpeople and also by lots of regular people. Please don't lump me in with the furries, nerds who never leave the computer, and their lazy/sorry excuse for humor,
- For example: "I'm in ur _____ _____ing your _______." PLEASE STOP IT, MORONS. it wasn't even that funny the first time.
- Sometimes there are funny picture-jokes
- Unexpected nudity - yikes!
- Whatever the latest meme graphic is (My Celebrity Lookalikes is still making the rounds)
- pet snapshots!
- Look at my World of Warcraft character which looks like every other World of Warcraft character!
- lots and lots of Russian
Now you wanna hear a funny toothbrush story in which God laughs at me?
I was picking out a new toothbrush at Wal-Mart, and noticed a new kind which is a vibrating bristle brush, as an alternative to the spinbrush i have had for like 7 years and is covered with gunk. you just push a button and the little vibrating rubber bristles go at it. lightweight and different. i was gonna buy it!
UNTIL i pushed the button again to turn it off but it was still a-goin. I panicked immediately, I knew how this was going to end, but I tried to be optimistic. i was like UMMMM maybe it stops on it's own like a timer for how long you should brush, that would be smart.... I was standing there waiting for it to stop as my hand started going numb, because I didnt want to put it down and have the metal shelf and everything on it start buzzing.
At that point I got a dirty look from a middle-aged woman there with her young grandkid, so i threw it down and ran off. I ran to tell Chris, then realized I left the grocery list over there with the loud toothbrush. By the time I got back the aisle had filled with embarrassed spectators, but I was brave enough to retrieve my list and it was still going, I assume until it ran out of batteries.