x-posted to dumb myspace. cause i'm fairly certain even my own brother doesn't read this anymore
Has anyone else noticed ads on normally nondescript gallons of milk, or is it just my Safeway?
Don't they know i'm a big enough of a chub that I don't need big old pictures of Oreo's in incredible detail RIGHT ON THE MILK?
In other news: there are about 60 flies in this damned apartment right now. And apparently i have delicious earwax they can't wait to dip their little fly tongues in. I finally know this, because even though i sleep with the covers over any exposed ear, all i heard all morning while i was trying unsuccessfully to go back to sleep after waking up at damned 630 am was
BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ VROOM VROOM VROOM
I've noticed an increase in fly activity since birthday cake has been introduced to the environment. Yesterday was Mr. Connor's 14th (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=14 exclamation points). We had yummy cake and like 20 extra flies. Also we met an Indian man from Norway (Teresa & Jeff's e-friend) who was very nice but i could not help but notice that he looked like The Indian Kenny Rogers.
(Consumer Alert: if you are in the store shopping for flypaper and all they have is what looks to be a big robot flypaper, superior to all previous models - be warned: that is not flypaper it's some chemical pesticide on a stick that doesn't work... making it even more of a burn that it cost me $6 for it not to work and i can't find the receipt to return the piece of crap. Come payday i'm going to Dollar General where they still sell good-old-fashioned decorative hanging flypaper.)
OH HEY! anyone know a good domain name store i should purchase from? i am in sudden and serious need of a dotcom on which to spread my brilliant wares of hilarity and literary genius (i have a great Ace Ventura dissertation about to drop, reconnize!)