(Untitled)

[yeskitty]

Lord help me.
I'm cooking myself dinner.
You might not understand the seriousness of the situation.
Let me tell you
I can't cook if my life depended on it
Which, in this case, it most certainly does
Let us hope it turned out somewhat normal
-_-

Update:In case you were wondering

Comments

[bewarethejabb]

cooking for bachelors 163:
by jerry

try pasta. i cannot cook either, but i have at last learned how to make pasta. it saves me from starving. that, and the frozen french fries you put in the oven. frozen pizzas work too, but for the lactose intolerant like myself, they dont come in vegan.

boil water in a pot. put pasta in water. there must be enough water to cover the pasta completely. the pot used must be bigger than the pasta so the edges dont stick out, or the edges that are sticking out will get burnt. poke it with a chopstick or fork or something periodically to see if it is soft. if you're not sure how soft is soft enough, try eating a peice. don't leave the kitchen, or set a timer for 10 minutes from when you put the pasta in the water. this way you will not burn/ruin it. when it is soft enough to eat, drain it. add sauce from jar. turn the flame on very very low and stir a lot until it is warm. voila.

you can also put a glop of olive oil and a couple shakes of italian type spices (oregano, basil, rosemary, salt and pepper - or they sell "italian seasoning mixes") on the drained pasta instead of red sauce. ooooh. fancy.

now you're cooking!