Fevers and mirrors

[yes_panda_no]

I've been bed-ridden for the last two days with atrocious sickness that suddenly came on Saturday night. My entire body aches, I've been going between raging fever and awful chills, my throat is so sore I can barely even swallow water and my lymph nodes in my neck are so swollen it's like two golf balls have been glued to either side. Not to mention I now think that I'm getting some kind of damned rash all over my body or some delightful thing like that.

I am dehydrated and am receiving the delightful delusions brought on by fever dreams, oh boy.

This is SERIOUSLY NOT COOL, Universe.