Browsing past the magazine rack, Jay points a glossy out and says, "Hey, I once worked for this rag!" Dude looks up, an incredulous look crossing his brow.
"You actually worked for that?" he asks with disdain. Jay looks at him as if he were chum.
"Uh, yeah. And it was fucking awesome. You've never read it?"
"Once or twice, but there's no real articles in there."
"Yeah, but it's entertaining."
"Not for me. You know what's real entertainment?"
"What?" Jay asks warily...
"Really bad horror movies" OR
"Free drinks on tap."