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Well the first little piggy, well he was kinda hicky
He spent most of his days, just a dreamin' of the city
And then one day, he bought a guitar
He moved to Hollywood, to become a star
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city.
Built his house out of straw, what a pity
And then one day, jammin on some chords
Along came the wolf, knocking on his door
(Chorus)
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in!
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN!
Little Pig, Little Pig, let me in!
NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY, CHIN, CHIN!
Well I'm huffin, I'm puffin, I'll blow your house in!
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in!
Huffin, puffin, blow your house in!
Huffin and I'm puffin and I'll blow your house in!!!
Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoked
He spent most of his time just a ganga smokin
Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach
Getting paid money for religious speech
He built his shelter from what garbage he picked
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley
And along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley
(Chorus)
Well the third little piggy, the grade A student
His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent
Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College
Built his house from his architect knowledge
A tri-level mansion, Hollywood Hills
Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills
And then one day came the old house smasher
The Big Bad Wolf, The Little Piggy Slasher!
(Chorus)
Well the big bad Wolf
Well he huffed, and he puffed, all that he could.
And lo and behold the little piggy's house stood
"It's made out of concrete!", the little piggy shouted
The wolf just frowned, as he pouted
So they called nine-eleven, like any piggy would
They sent out Rambo just as fast as they could.
"Yo, Wolf-Face. I'm your worst nightmare. YO' ASS IS MINE."
(bereft of his TMP, Leon empties his shotgun into some wooden targets)
Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
So thats to end the story, for you and me
If you still give a listen you just may
Here a big wolf or little piggy say
(Chorus)
And the moral of the story:
A band with no talent can easily amuse idiots
With a stupid puppet show