Your a limp-haired-bastard!
-Did you hear about the hairspray?
-No I haven't, what happened?
-She just took off. Aparently her owner wasn't treating the can very well. She was always shaking Hairspray and turning her upside down. You know she doesn't like it when you miss treat her.
-Do I ever. one time I was shaking her and she turned to me and said "Be gentle silky and healthy, even when using Blowdryer."
-Yeah, so aparently the can just popped her top and shot off because the owner had her upside down. She shot right throught the tiled wall and shot a hole in her husbands old oak.
-One time, my husband's old oak had a whore in it, but that's not really the same is it?
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-Al though she did get there using her hairspray. She fashioned the can into a graphling hook.
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-And then she braided a rope from her out of control pu-
-So Hairspray went flying though the neighbor hood not knowing what to do. finally she just changed direction so she was pointing straight up.
-pudding spoons. She had like 70 of them, and you know that my husband's old oak isn't really that tall, but I've always said that it's the number of branches that counts.
-They got a radio transmition from Hairspray yesterday, aparently she got to that one planet in "Contact" and the alien really was David Morse.
-No I haven't, what happened?
-She just took off. Aparently her owner wasn't treating the can very well. She was always shaking Hairspray and turning her upside down. You know she doesn't like it when you miss treat her.
-Do I ever. one time I was shaking her and she turned to me and said "Be gentle silky and healthy, even when using Blowdryer."
-Yeah, so aparently the can just popped her top and shot off because the owner had her upside down. She shot right throught the tiled wall and shot a hole in her husbands old oak.
-One time, my husband's old oak had a whore in it, but that's not really the same is it?
-. . .
-Al though she did get there using her hairspray. She fashioned the can into a graphling hook.
-. . .
-And then she braided a rope from her out of control pu-
-So Hairspray went flying though the neighbor hood not knowing what to do. finally she just changed direction so she was pointing straight up.
-pudding spoons. She had like 70 of them, and you know that my husband's old oak isn't really that tall, but I've always said that it's the number of branches that counts.
-They got a radio transmition from Hairspray yesterday, aparently she got to that one planet in "Contact" and the alien really was David Morse.