when i have a son i will force pride on him--manly pride

[yershewsuntyd]

as i was walking to school today i saw a lamp post. i will now tell you of this lamp post in my own demented way. that lamp post in its early years as a post was actually a dildo for a very large woman. she loved that post so much that while she was telling her freinds yet again about a joke it had told her they told her to marry it and she

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[2bwhatiam]

you impress me soooo much carol.

meowwoof

[wolfqueenarcher]

if i could put you my pocket and keep you with me always i would
~lauren

[danyello]

Have my child. It will be proud of us.