zen and the art of t-shirt mantenence
today in the computer lab i saw a goose fondling jenn. i will now tell you about him. his name is reberto. now reberto is a frisky kind of goose. he likes the ladies to say the least. you might call him a manho. but i just call him reberto. its easier that way. reberto was born unusually in alabama, his birth was unusual because his uncle actually popped him out. he lived most of his life in the moors of graceland and then one day he robbed his father's store and killed a whole bunch of potato chips as he drove away in his vw beetle. beetle. beetle. beetle. im really good at typing that word. well you know the rest he met a girl and married her, but not until she reformed him, and then they had bounching half man half goose bebes hehehe. of course a whole lotr trilogy could be made about the childrens frustrations in school but who really gives a f*ck? blah blah his wife dies blah blah he's crushed, but finds consolement in the breasts of one of his kid's teachers, no it was more of her nipples, but he then decides that jenn's nipples were the ones who needed a tickle so he got to it. i just hope that he won't wrinkle her shirt.