4 things
ok, first of all it's my birthday, so (secondly) you should come and hang out with me tonight, (thirdly) where, i dont know...id originally planned on seeing melt-banana tonight but im not sure i really want to now. i might just go to skullys with rach/anna/gracie/etc instead...im not really feelin' show crowd too much today. i can always go to cincy to see them tomorrow with matt..wherever theyre playing, i dont know. i might just skip it altogether, ive seen them enough times. there are 2 other shows tonight, somebody from sun city girls at cafe bourbon street which doesnt interest me in the least though neil keeps telling me i should go, and schriver is going to see marvin the robot at bernies, who ive never seen, but dont really feel like seeing tonite.
yuh. fourthly. ive made some AMAZING additions to my "What the...?!" tshirt collection! first, a shirt that says PARIS and has the eiffel tower on it. BUT, what is about THE LAST THING ON EARTH you would associate with a shirt that says paris on it? PARIS WRITTEN IN RIDE THE LIGHTNING METALLICA LETTERS, THATS WHAT! and little bolts of lightning striking the eiffel tower and shit! man, i thought MOON WOLF was crazy, but this is seriously a whole new level of OMGWTF-ness! ill scan it (with me new scanner!) shortly because you simply MUST see this. second place is a new addition to my shark tshirt collection (the third i believe), and by far the funniest. first of all, the sharks are GLITTERY, and in glittery letters below that, it says BONA FIDE BIG MOUTH. thats it! no explanation whatsoever! i love this country! i almost got a "park sharks use their heads!" shirt with a hammerhead on it but some hipster spied it before i did. jerk. and lastly, i scored a Y tu mama tambien shirt! i will now be totally popular with girls that like films with subtitles! finally!
ok, see some of you later on. now i have to go finish this sweet letter to the editor of the other paper im writing regarding issue two...the smoking ban...again..
yuh. fourthly. ive made some AMAZING additions to my "What the...?!" tshirt collection! first, a shirt that says PARIS and has the eiffel tower on it. BUT, what is about THE LAST THING ON EARTH you would associate with a shirt that says paris on it? PARIS WRITTEN IN RIDE THE LIGHTNING METALLICA LETTERS, THATS WHAT! and little bolts of lightning striking the eiffel tower and shit! man, i thought MOON WOLF was crazy, but this is seriously a whole new level of OMGWTF-ness! ill scan it (with me new scanner!) shortly because you simply MUST see this. second place is a new addition to my shark tshirt collection (the third i believe), and by far the funniest. first of all, the sharks are GLITTERY, and in glittery letters below that, it says BONA FIDE BIG MOUTH. thats it! no explanation whatsoever! i love this country! i almost got a "park sharks use their heads!" shirt with a hammerhead on it but some hipster spied it before i did. jerk. and lastly, i scored a Y tu mama tambien shirt! i will now be totally popular with girls that like films with subtitles! finally!
ok, see some of you later on. now i have to go finish this sweet letter to the editor of the other paper im writing regarding issue two...the smoking ban...again..