how 'bout a nice warm glass of shut the hell up?
well, last nite was s'posed to be lizbert's surprise b-day party, but i chalked it up to a loss on account of it was a party but it most definitely was not a surprise. her lame-o cousin and lame-o nathan bloo it. o well. it was fun nevertheless. I got her a pretty tiara and everyone said she looked like a princess, and she got me a pretty rastafarian belt and everyone said it "looked like" me. I approved. and she gave me a bitty plush pig and fox dubbed several hours ago lil' pimpin' and foxy brown, respectively. they're hella tight, and last night i had them perform a rap concert together, and believe you me, they kept shit crunk. so franny and i decided that now since we have that common denominator, we're gonna have 'em (mine and cool cow) throw a white party: Diddy style. Tell your friends, then tell your friends' friends. It's the social event of the New Year, y'all.
Foxy's got a hankering for some nuts.
ps: get a whiff of "be delicious" by Donna Karen if you should happen to be near any perfume counters.