poo.

Dec 07, 2008 06:16

in response to jen, the cleanse is this:

-for a minimum of 10 days, the only main thing that you put into your body is a lemonade concoction that you make fresh, everyday. it's a combination of fresh-squeezed lemon juice, maple syrup (or agave nector), and cayenne paper.

-each morning (which is why i'm awake now, at 6:15 in the a-m), you complete the ever-sexy salt water flush. for this, you drink 1 quart of lukewarm water mixed with sea salt. this gives you magical, instantaneous diarrhea. however, once most of your solid food/waste has been rid of, it really becomes more of a peeing out of your butt situation, thereby rinsing the walls of your colon "clean."

-each night, you drink a senna laxative tea. you are also permitted mint tea for an adventure in flavors when you need it.

yup.

poo

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