Video; FASHIONDOUCHE-JACKyerawizarderriMay 31 2011, 04:19:38 UTC
Fuck OFF! There is nothin' to fix you moron!
Jo looks absolutely fuckin' stunnin'! It isn't his fault you are too fuckin' blinded by your own gaudy glasses to realize this! So stop tryin' to muck up perfection!
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....
[ Dave's mouth twitches. ]
No.
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Shutter shades?
[ He's shaking his head. Oh god no. Not John. NOT JOHN. ]
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Egbert, hate to say this...
But I'm breaking up with you.
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Man, would it've hurt to make the pants match? The color scheme is just barely shying away from tripp-fag.
How high do you have to be to let him dress you?
Dude. I can't be seen with that.
What would my Bro think, that doesn't even look like you're doing it ironically.
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... Shh. Shoosh, okay.
I got this.
Maybe this isn't entirely your fault. Maybe you can gain forgiveness.
[ SERIOUS FACE. ]
But I have to be quick about it.
Bro, if our relationship means anything to you, you will come home right now. Don't look anyone directly in the eyes.
Don't even breathe. Maybe if you hold your breath and run fast enough, no one will sense that horrifying display of purple and blue.
I can fix this. Don't worry. Dave's got this by the balls.
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Jo looks absolutely fuckin' stunnin'! It isn't his fault you are too fuckin' blinded by your own gaudy glasses to realize this! So stop tryin' to muck up perfection!
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Did you seriously just call him Jo?
Jegus, it's one thing after a fucking nother with you.
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Just when you think he couldn't sink any lower... he somehow finds a way.
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You come home.
Right now.
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You've got ten.
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