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[yerawizarderri]

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so ivve decided that you actually arent wworth my fuckin time
i retract my agreement wwith bein in cahoots wwith you
because evven then you arent wworth my fuckin time
hell you arent evven wworthy a holdin my cape
so you can be in cahoots wwith some other sorry-nook brinesucker
im not interested

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[formida8le]

::::( Awwwwwwww.
That's too 8ad.
I've 8een thinking a8out you a lot l8ly too.

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[yerawizarderri]

no vvris im don
wwait
wwhat
really
like youre not pullin my flipper here or anythin are you

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[formida8le]

No, Eridan! Not at all.
You disappeared for a while, and........
I really missed you.

[Gag.]

All that 8ullshit I g8ve you when you arrived were nothing 8ut petty insults to hide the fact that I really missed you!
8ut if you feel like you want to get rid of me then I guess I'd have no other choice. ::::(
I just wanted to rekindle something red 8ut ok.

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[yerawizarderri]

wwoww vvris
i havve to admit im really fuckin surprised i nevver wwould havve thought
nevver wwould havve fuckin dreamed i guess is more accurate
that youd evver wwant anythin wwith me again
let alone
somethin

red
but i
wwell im
ill think about it alright

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[formida8le]

You 8etter 8elieve it, Eridan, 8ecause I'm so flushed for you, it's not even funny.

If this is a8out Karkat........
Well, he's just your moir8l!
Your redder conquests are noooooooone of his 8usiness.
8esides, who said you have to tell him EVERYTHING?
This can 8e our dirty little sekret or something, hahahahahahahaha!
8ut ok.
I'll give you sp8ce to think a8out things.
Try not to 8r8k my heart, handsome. :::;D
<3

[Jegus fuck, that was painful.]

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[yerawizarderri]

WWWWHAT
really i mean wwoww i mean i can definitely understand wwhy you wwould
i just nevver expected you to be so open about it
or anythin
and wwell yes he is my moirail but i havve to listen to him
hes lookin out for me
NOT THAT HE IS WWHY I DID THIS
this has nothin to do wwith him i completely fuckin decided this on my owwn
but regardless i
wwell fuck you are right i mean
if i dont tell him he wwont knoww and
alright
i think im alright wwith this if you really wwant to havve that sorta relationship wwith me vvris
because i definitely think wwe can make this wwork
maybe it before didnt wwork out because wwe had the wwrong quadrant all along
that makes sense to me dont you agree

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[formida8le]

I'm open a8out it 8ecause I realized I c8n't afford to m8ke mist8kes now.
I messed up my life too much. ::::(
Those months without you were heeeeeeeell.

Oh my god, really?
Honest to gog you really want to to 8e flushed with me????????
And yes, Eridan.
I definitely agree.
We were young when we thought we were in h8 with each other.
God, we were so stupid 8ack then!
Pretending it was caliginous when our feelings were really as red as Vantas' 8lood.

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[yerawizarderri]

wwell shit
alright yes i do wwant to be fuckin flushed wwith you vvris
i nevver thought this day wwould come
i gotta be honest wwith you it isnt like i hadnt kinda hoped somethin like this wwould happen
noww i dont feel so ridiculous about it
this shit wwas so obvvious though howw did wwe not fuckin see it before vvris
but you gotta keep this from kar alright
like you said this is our dirty little secret
<3

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[formida8le]

I promise I'm going to keep it from Karkat, Eridan.
I know he won't approve so I'm doing it for you.
<33333333

[Hook, line and sinker.]