Jun 26, 2005 10:23
PDGA reject: goooooood, morning?
yeorf: yeah, I supooooose
PDGA reject: i guess
PDGA reject: i was stalling with good as i thought about it
yeorf: I got dragged upstairs because my roomie is too freaked to sleep up here alone:-)
yeorf: we went to see House of Wax
PDGA reject: ahahah
yeorf: and he's all creepied out
PDGA reject: the original is waayyy scarier
yeorf: haven't seen it
yeorf: when was it made?
PDGA reject: idk
PDGA reject: a pretty long time ago
yeorf: lessee here
yeorf: ::looks it up::
PDGA reject: back the first time around with all the horror movies i think
PDGA reject: imdb?
yeorf: 1953
yeorf: yarf. now I'm wide awake and bored,
yeorf: this is always a fun question:
yeorf: what does your screen name mean?
PDGA reject: Well
PDGA reject: PDGA is the Professional Disc Golf Association
PDGA reject: aka, frisbee golf
PDGA reject: and on every disc it says PDGA approved
PDGA reject: but if i were to apply
PDGA reject: i would be rejected
PDGA reject: all my friends who play thought it was funny
yeorf: you're prolly right
PDGA reject: well after watching some pros
PDGA reject: omg
PDGA reject: i would in a heart beat
PDGA reject: they can drive like 450-550 feet
PDGA reject: EASILY
yeorf: christ
PDGA reject: thats like, 3 throws for me
yeorf: that's just silly
PDGA reject: on the course by my house
PDGA reject: one pro came and aced the final hole
PDGA reject: which is 503 ft long
PDGA reject: hes the only person to ever do it
yeorf: well isn't he cool
PDGA reject: for us
PDGA reject: yes he is
PDGA reject: well, how bout yours then
yeorf: started as a typo
yeorf: my brother is a serious drinker/abuser/dumbass/asshole/et cetera, see
yeorf: and we used to talk online in the wee hours, much like you and I are doing now
PDGA reject: right
yeorf: he was trying to say "you are fucking (insert adjective of choice)"
yeorf: and it came out "yeorf (insert any jumble of letters you deem worthy)"
PDGA reject: haha
yeorf: and it became a nickname
PDGA reject: thats pretty damn funny
yeorf: and it stuck like hell
yeorf: yeah, it's a cool story, I guess;-)
yeorf: so at home, it's my nickname, my license plate, my sn, the word that I use to describe really cool shit
yeorf: it's very versatile, too
yeorf: it can be yeorforama
yeorf: yeorftastic
yeorf: yeorfocentric
yeorf: yeorf and a half
PDGA reject: lol
PDGA reject: yeorfocentric
yeorf: and it has an evil counterpart
PDGA reject: thats a good one
yeorf: meet "yarf"
PDGA reject: sidfas;ljdkf
PDGA reject: oh go
PDGA reject: d
yeorf: my ex once said that everything that came out of my mouth could be expressed in three words:
yeorf: yeorf, yarf, and yoink
yeorf: meaning -
yeorf: good
yeorf: bad
PDGA reject: stolen?
yeorf: and, MINE!
PDGA reject: basically the same as stolen
yeorf: exactly
PDGA reject: yours has a better backstory
yeorf: heh
PDGA reject: im ashamed
yeorf: I respect any screenname without numbers
yeorf: those piss me off
PDGA reject: yeah
PDGA reject: come one
PDGA reject: on*
PDGA reject: get creative or something
yeorf: mine really does nail my personality
PDGA reject: this guy in know always picks really weird one
PDGA reject: s
PDGA reject: some old ones were
PDGA reject: wenisprinkle
yeorf: typically when I walk into a room, what generally goes through my head is, "I like you, I don't like you, and you're sitting in the seat that I want. Move."
PDGA reject: queenofonions
yeorf: my brother's is scrmdidly
PDGA reject: haha
PDGA reject: to both statements
yeorf: (Wonka's Scrumdidliumpcious Bar!)
PDGA reject: yum
yeorf: another friend of mine is ChaoHava
yeorf: he's an absentminded Jew
PDGA reject: my friends aren't that creative
PDGA reject: lots of numbers
yeorf: yeah, many of mine are, as well
yeorf: kevin is SwakedPenguin
PDGA reject: best one is probably APlockworkOrange
PDGA reject: thats John Rosplock
PDGA reject: or Dreesus
PDGA reject: for Jeff Drees
yeorf: I like Demi9od
yeorf: Danfucious
yeorf: AtomikToaster
PDGA reject: ooo
PDGA reject: lord oinkles
yeorf: Lobotomeat
yeorf: NetLlama
yeorf: (this is kind of a fun game)
PDGA reject: watansseiner
yeorf: PopeSlinky
yeorf: PenelopeMango
PDGA reject: well
PDGA reject: you win
PDGA reject: im out
yeorf: heh
PDGA reject: stotheaten
PDGA reject: that was the last one that didn't have number
PDGA reject: or was decent
yeorf: y'know what a really fun it's-fucking-early-in-the-morning-and-we're-still-awake-and-online game is?
PDGA reject: hmm go on?
yeorf: the In Your Pants game
yeorf: ever played?
yeorf: you use slogans from brand names
PDGA reject: nope
yeorf: or commercials
yeorf: my favorite is:
yeorf: An Army of One
yeorf: (in your pants!)
PDGA reject: haha
PDGA reject: ok
yeorf: your turn
PDGA reject: hmm,
PDGA reject: drivers wanted (in my pants)
yeorf: only you can prevent forrest fires in your pants
PDGA reject: kentucky, its that friendly. in your pants
yeorf: ::cackles::
yeorf: like a good neighbor
yeorf: state farm is there in your pants
yeorf: (cuz good neighbors are always there in your pants)
PDGA reject: gotta catch em all in your pants
yeorf: lol
yeorf: baked, not fried in your pants
PDGA reject: um
PDGA reject: 6 subs under 6 in your pants....
yeorf: heh
yeorf: that's so not funny that it's funny
PDGA reject: yeah
yeorf: You don't have to be Jewish to enjoy Levy's rye bread in your pants.
PDGA reject: like four year old jokes
yeorf: hungry? why wait in your pants?
yeorf: (waiting naked is way more comfortable)
PDGA reject: i don't remember that slogan ;-)
yeorf: which one?
PDGA reject: the writing naked one
yeorf: ah
PDGA reject: fuck,
PDGA reject: im bad at this game
yeorf: Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's in your pants
PDGA reject: mm
PDGA reject: im loving it in your pants
yeorf: oh, that's awesome
PDGA reject: where's the beef in your pants
yeorf: never gotten that one
yeorf: because life's complicated enough in your pants
yeorf: they're grrrrrrrreat in your pants
PDGA reject: oooo
yeorf: just do it in your pants
PDGA reject: they're always after me lucky charms in my pants
yeorf: ::cackles loudly::
yeorf: I'm gonna wake up my roommates, but they'll get over it.
PDGA reject: haha
yeorf: It's fun to play together in your pants.
PDGA reject: oooooooo
PDGA reject: have it your way in your pants
yeorf: because you're worth it in your pants
PDGA reject: live in your world, play in our pants
yeorf: two for me, none for you in your pants
PDGA reject: BRILLIANT in your pants
yeorf: plop plop, fizz fizz....in your pants
yeorf: don't leave home without it in your pants
PDGA reject: let your fingers do the walking in your pants
yeorf: reach out and touch someone in your pants
PDGA reject: its everywhere you want to be in your pants
yeorf: we try harder in your pants
yeorf: (we're really fucking good at this)
PDGA reject: got milk in your pants
yeorf: the quicker picker upper in your pants
PDGA reject: be all that you can be in your pants
yeorf: mmm, mmm, good in your pants
yeorf: a diamond is forever in your pants
PDGA reject: hmmm
yeorf: we work hard so you don't have to in your pants
PDGA reject: its what you crave in your pants
yeorf: say it with flowers in your pants
yeorf: when you care enough to send the very best in your pants
PDGA reject: set it and forget it in your pants
yeorf: nothing runs like a deere in your pants
PDGA reject: heheh
PDGA reject: do you yahoo in your pants
yeorf: snap, crackle, (mitch) and pop in your pants
PDGA reject: lol
yeorf: finger lickin' good in your pants
PDGA reject: play it safe in your pants
yeorf: chocolate that melts in your mouth, not in your pants
yeorf: tastes so good, cats ask for it in your pants
PDGA reject: we're for puppies in your pants
PDGA reject: that was easy in your pants
yeorf: ::cackles::
yeorf: (I seriously think that I just woke one of my roomies up)
yeorf: where do you want to go today in your pants?
yeorf: when it rains, it pours in your pants
PDGA reject: built ford tough in your pants
PDGA reject: hmmm
yeorf: it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' in your pants
PDGA reject: ehehe
PDGA reject: its good to touch in your pants
yeorf: think small in your pants
PDGA reject: reduce, reuse, recycle in your pants
yeorf: we can save you fifiteen percent in your pants
PDGA reject: you hear it first in your pants
yeorf: bet you can't eat just one in your pants
yeorf: I only told one person! And he's not talking in your pants!
PDGA reject: hahahaha
yeorf: now with less carbs in your pants
PDGA reject: yeah, its that important in your pants
yeorf: it's got zip in your pants
PDGA reject: you are now free to move about the country in your pants
yeorf: chickens don't have fingers in your pants
PDGA reject: don't leave home without it in your pants
yeorf: like a rock in your pants
PDGA reject: The greatest show on earth in your pants
yeorf: apple juice totally just came out my nose
PDGA reject: haha
PDGA reject: I WIN!@
yeorf: the imax experience in your pants
PDGA reject: the power of 4 in your pants
yeorf: hrm....
PDGA reject: its the real thing in your pants
yeorf: jesus loves you in your pants
yeorf: just for the taste of it in your pants
PDGA reject: ok
PDGA reject: this is like a long one
yeorf: k
PDGA reject: q=well
PDGA reject: nm
PDGA reject: its not that long
PDGA reject: I don't know her, but I like her in your pants
yeorf: heh
yeorf: keeping families together in your pants
PDGA reject: it keeps going and going and going in your pants
yeorf: five for five in your pants
PDGA reject: the best part of waking up is folgers in your pants
yeorf: ::cackles::
yeorf: good to the last drop in your pants
PDGA reject: the best a man can get in your pants
yeorf: every kiss begins in your pants
PDGA reject: lol
PDGA reject: its a fine day for a guinness in your pants
PDGA reject: guinness for strength in your pants
PDGA reject: just wait til we get our haynes in your pants
PDGA reject: wait.../.
PDGA reject: i think i just got ownd...?
yeorf: heh
yeorf: because we care in your pants
yeorf: We are UD in your pants
PDGA reject: Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in your pants
PDGA reject: miles away from ordinary in your pants
PDGA reject: damn
PDGA reject: im spent
PDGA reject: i ran out of websites to cheat off of
PDGA reject: i mean, ideas...
yeorf: you tool:-P
PDGA reject: ive skipped the ones i wouldn't have remembered
PDGA reject: like
PDGA reject: the more women at war, the sooner we'll win in your pants
yeorf: it's also fun with proverbs
yeorf: A penny saved is a penny earned in your pants.
PDGA reject: keep your friends close, and your enemies closer in your pants
yeorf: don't count the chickens in your pants
PDGA reject: never get into a battle to the death with a siscilian in your pants
PDGA reject: ...
yeorf: don't go to bed angry in your pants
yeorf: Dogs don't know it's not bacon in your pants.
PDGA reject: love your neighbor in your pants
yeorf: I can't believe it's not butter in your pants.
PDGA reject: ehehe
PDGA reject: honesty is the best policy in your pants
yeorf: ::cackles::
yeorf: you can't win 'em all in your pants
PDGA reject: there is no i in your pants
yeorf: when I was your age we didn't have pants!
PDGA reject: keke
PDGA reject: you play this a lot don't you
yeorf: I think, therefore I am in your pants.
yeorf: actually I haven't played it in a while
yeorf: it's only fun with really sharp people
PDGA reject: ahhh
yeorf: a bird in the hand is worth two in your pants
PDGA reject: haha
PDGA reject: the enemy of my enemy is my friend in my pants
yeorf: hrm...
PDGA reject: the times they are a changin in my pants
yeorf: k, just woke up a second roommates
yeorf: roommate*
PDGA reject: haha
PDGA reject: how many do i have left?
yeorf: 1
PDGA reject: hmmmmm
PDGA reject: this could be tough
PDGA reject: ive used up much of my knowledge of slogans
yeorf: better than eggs in your pants
yeorf: it's what's for dinner in your pants
PDGA reject: hmmmm
yeorf: people in glass houses shouldn't be in your pants
PDGA reject: the grass is always greener in someone else's pants
yeorf: a watched pot never boils in your pants
yeorf: a poor workman blames the tools in his pants
PDGA reject: shucks
yeorf: A coward dies a thousand times before his death. The valiant never taste of death but once (in your pants).
PDGA reject: heroes get remembered, but legends never die in your pants
yeorf: the calm before the storm in your pants
PDGA reject: i never met a man i didn't like in my pants
yeorf: just woke the last roommate
PDGA reject: good
yeorf: all good things must come to an end in your pants
yeorf: all roads lead to your pants
yeorf: all that glitters is not in your pants
yeorf: a man is known by the company he keeps in his pants
PDGA reject: feel the rythem, feel the run, get em on up, its bobsled time in your pants
yeorf: a woman's work is never done in your pants
PDGA reject: there is no wrath like a woman scorned in your pants
yeorf: that's definitely true
yeorf: birds of a feather flock in your pants
yeorf: boys will be boys in your pants
PDGA reject: like father like son in their pants
yeorf: different strokes for different folks in their pants
yeorf: do unto others as you would have them do in your pants
PDGA reject: hmmm
PDGA reject: the touch, the feel of cotton in your pants
yeorf: first come, first served in your pants
yeorf: give the devil his due in your pants
PDGA reject: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood in your pants
Auto response from yeorf: cigarette break....in your pants
yeorf: in the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king in your pants
PDGA reject: what you see is what you get in your pants
yeorf: let sleeping dogs lie in your pants
yeorf: early to bed, early to rise in your pants
PDGA reject: heheh
PDGA reject: thats funny
yeorf: I know:-) I'm a riot in your pants.
PDGA reject: kekek
PDGA reject: you know it
yeorf: sheesh
yeorf: I'm fucking tired
yeorf: I've gotta go to sleep in your pants
PDGA reject: awww
PDGA reject: you should sleep tight in your pants
yeorf: oh, I will:-P
yeorf: we should do this in person
yeorf: have an in-your-pants off
PDGA reject: lol
PDGA reject: like a dance off?
yeorf: yup
yeorf: on a stage:-P
PDGA reject: you just got served in your pants
yeorf: oh, it's true
yeorf: ttyl
PDGA reject: cya
yeorf: in my pants?
PDGA reject: that was fun in your pants :-D
yeorf: hey, I try
PDGA reject: i liked it alot in your pants
yeorf: most do
yeorf: :-P
yeorf: k, gotta sleep
PDGA reject: haha
PDGA reject: ok ok
PDGA reject: no more innuendo for tonight
PDGA reject is away at 4:39:45 AM
Pat, we rock.