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As I mentioned before, I bought the dresser in my new room from the guy who used to live here. Because I didn't know if I would get to keep it or not until that happened, I hadn't opened it at all. Today I started cleaning out the drawers in order to start using it, and discovered that he hadn't quite finished cleaning it out himself. Among the more interesting contents:
- a tiny bottle of watermelon liqueur
- his wallet diploma
- a health insurance card and a home depot credit card
- a pair of underwear
- two condoms

*contemplates starting a collection of mini-diplomas*

Interesting. This place is definitely interesting.