12 Days of Christmas - Stolen from SK
On the twelfth day of Christmas, yemminie sent to me...
Twelve jenny0s drumming
Eleven tweeasfucks piping
Ten gr33bos a-leaping
Nine eccentricities driving
Eight sandals oogling
Seven cats a-singing
Six jackets a-giggling
Five bo-o-o-odices
Four tesco sandwiches
Three cheesy chips
Two metaphysical poets
...and a silver in a seventeenth century.
Oh Lordy, that made me laugh. Far more than it should have, actually. Teehee.