Hilarious Moments Thus Far in Tokyo
*at the temple standing in a group of unflinching pidgeons holding my arms out* "I AM BIRD WOMAN! Come to me!!" *a bird flies on me!!! SCREAM. Then realise bird is still ON MY ARM! FOR 5 MINUTES AS I SHAKE UNCONTROLLABLY WITH LAUGHER*
Maho: "Is there anywhere else you want to take the girls?"
Ryan: "Airport?"
Kuriyma (in broken english): "We Japanese boys love American girls. So... beautiful! So pretty! You are... dolr?"
Us: "Door?"
Him: *Points to picture of a leprechaun* "Door? Dolr. Dor?"
Maho translates: "Door? No, DOLL!"
All of us: "DOLL!!!!!!"
Kuriyma: "You are so beautiful!"
Me: "Why thank you!"
Maho runs over: "Be careful girls! He has girlfriend!"
Us: "Whhaat!!"
Kuriyma: "Shhhh!"
Standing in a crowded elevator, incredibly silent, with me immediately thinking how uncomfortably quiet it is. Looking up at Jayme then spitting with uncontrollble laughter. Happened up the elevator, then down again.
Ashley farting in the apartment right in front of Ryan.
Going onto the balcony so Ryan won't hear our argument about when certain events occured. Standing out there and Ashley saying, "No! That happened the night we found justine's sex poster and started practicing sex position on her carebear!" Ashley looks inside. Ryan sitting right by the door STARING at us because he heard every word!!! LOL
Moments later inside, cracking each others back. Ashley toppling onto me, rolling over me then FARTING right on my back, yet again in front of Ryan. (Poor Ryan). And painting our fingernails humming to music, aka acting like complete girls in poor Ryan's house. haha.
Ryan and I at another temple, discovering where the red fern grows, finding where in the world Carmen Sandiago really was, and finding Link and Zeldas tombs.
Me "stumbling" out of the Sushi bar after ONE japanese beer (I wasn't really stumbling I was just too busy looking up to realise there were steps hahaha)
Getting lost in Tosuya unable to find the "convience store right outside of the station" and walking in a complete circle, with Ryan turning to a random sign asking it where his wife was.
Ashley in tokyo in an irish pub finding an exotic man... from Colorado.
Japanese Johnny Depp
Me: "Two Sex on the Beaches please..... Do you pluralize beaches?" Thus sparking a 10 minutes conversation/debate.
"Korean Man"
Maho: "Yeah, she drunk!"
Maho constantly to Ryan: "Behave."
Jayme: "How do you say 'dork'?"
Ryan: "Jayme."
Maho: says word in Japanese. 2 minutes later laughs at Ryans joke. haha
Maho: Moonk. Moonk?
Ryan: Moonk.
Me: Monk?
Ryan: Damn you I wanted her to keep calling them Moonks!
Ryan teaching us how to say Show me your Boobs please in Japanese.
Me falling over every piece of luggage at least once, at different times.
Ash and i about to leave to grab some breakfast as Ryan emerges from the shower.
Ash whispering: We're going to grab something to eat while everyone gets ready.
Ryan whispering: Okay. Is Jayme still sleeping?
Me whispering: No, she's up.
Ryan whispering: Okay, then why are we whispering? Maho's been gone since 5 am.
heheh.
Me waking up in the very early morning, Jayme and Ash are awake, and me being SERIOUSLY pissed off at them because I just had a dream about Jason Mraz being in the same room and they were being rude and ignoring him and trying to get him off the computer while I was desperately trying to keep him there to let him type up his myspace blog. And when I woke up and they were both on the computer, even though Jason Mraz was not in fact there, I was serioulsy pissed at them just because of my dream. Hahahahaha.
"Condomania" The condom store to encourage people to practice safe sex. So funny.
Ryan being dragged into countless purses shops, jewelry stores, and hat places. One right after the other... for hours at a time.
The man with the Poodle that turned into our own personal amusement for the 10 minute break.
Ashley trying to learn "Sumimasen" and failing every time.
Ryan finding things like necklaces and random pieces of jewerly on the ground then later handing them to Maho as if a gift.
That's all I can think of for now.
It's almost 12:30 am I should sleep so i can get up for another long day of sight seeing! But oh so fun!
Maho: "Is there anywhere else you want to take the girls?"
Ryan: "Airport?"
Kuriyma (in broken english): "We Japanese boys love American girls. So... beautiful! So pretty! You are... dolr?"
Us: "Door?"
Him: *Points to picture of a leprechaun* "Door? Dolr. Dor?"
Maho translates: "Door? No, DOLL!"
All of us: "DOLL!!!!!!"
Kuriyma: "You are so beautiful!"
Me: "Why thank you!"
Maho runs over: "Be careful girls! He has girlfriend!"
Us: "Whhaat!!"
Kuriyma: "Shhhh!"
Standing in a crowded elevator, incredibly silent, with me immediately thinking how uncomfortably quiet it is. Looking up at Jayme then spitting with uncontrollble laughter. Happened up the elevator, then down again.
Ashley farting in the apartment right in front of Ryan.
Going onto the balcony so Ryan won't hear our argument about when certain events occured. Standing out there and Ashley saying, "No! That happened the night we found justine's sex poster and started practicing sex position on her carebear!" Ashley looks inside. Ryan sitting right by the door STARING at us because he heard every word!!! LOL
Moments later inside, cracking each others back. Ashley toppling onto me, rolling over me then FARTING right on my back, yet again in front of Ryan. (Poor Ryan). And painting our fingernails humming to music, aka acting like complete girls in poor Ryan's house. haha.
Ryan and I at another temple, discovering where the red fern grows, finding where in the world Carmen Sandiago really was, and finding Link and Zeldas tombs.
Me "stumbling" out of the Sushi bar after ONE japanese beer (I wasn't really stumbling I was just too busy looking up to realise there were steps hahaha)
Getting lost in Tosuya unable to find the "convience store right outside of the station" and walking in a complete circle, with Ryan turning to a random sign asking it where his wife was.
Ashley in tokyo in an irish pub finding an exotic man... from Colorado.
Japanese Johnny Depp
Me: "Two Sex on the Beaches please..... Do you pluralize beaches?" Thus sparking a 10 minutes conversation/debate.
"Korean Man"
Maho: "Yeah, she drunk!"
Maho constantly to Ryan: "Behave."
Jayme: "How do you say 'dork'?"
Ryan: "Jayme."
Maho: says word in Japanese. 2 minutes later laughs at Ryans joke. haha
Maho: Moonk. Moonk?
Ryan: Moonk.
Me: Monk?
Ryan: Damn you I wanted her to keep calling them Moonks!
Ryan teaching us how to say Show me your Boobs please in Japanese.
Me falling over every piece of luggage at least once, at different times.
Ash and i about to leave to grab some breakfast as Ryan emerges from the shower.
Ash whispering: We're going to grab something to eat while everyone gets ready.
Ryan whispering: Okay. Is Jayme still sleeping?
Me whispering: No, she's up.
Ryan whispering: Okay, then why are we whispering? Maho's been gone since 5 am.
heheh.
Me waking up in the very early morning, Jayme and Ash are awake, and me being SERIOUSLY pissed off at them because I just had a dream about Jason Mraz being in the same room and they were being rude and ignoring him and trying to get him off the computer while I was desperately trying to keep him there to let him type up his myspace blog. And when I woke up and they were both on the computer, even though Jason Mraz was not in fact there, I was serioulsy pissed at them just because of my dream. Hahahahaha.
"Condomania" The condom store to encourage people to practice safe sex. So funny.
Ryan being dragged into countless purses shops, jewelry stores, and hat places. One right after the other... for hours at a time.
The man with the Poodle that turned into our own personal amusement for the 10 minute break.
Ashley trying to learn "Sumimasen" and failing every time.
Ryan finding things like necklaces and random pieces of jewerly on the ground then later handing them to Maho as if a gift.
That's all I can think of for now.
It's almost 12:30 am I should sleep so i can get up for another long day of sight seeing! But oh so fun!