Sept 1 2008
One item off of my goal list for this week: Read two chapters in a book that's been on my half read list for some time. Maybe I outta stick it in the bathroom with my extra reading glasses.
I found out that there's a supposedly cheat for Apartment Life apartmentBuildBuyRestrictions [on/off] I'll give it a go later on.
Bagged and tagged - Jan 13 2006 - Jan 22 2006 (part of another of my goals)
My fridge has gone stewpid and is now full of ice to preserve the food in it. Thankfully, the mini fridge is still in the garage, so the milk is saved. The fridge is unplugged for the night. If this fails, it's a $60 service call. Hopefully, I won't have to call. I know what's wrong, it's happened before.
Had a weird dream about my great grandmother. She was laying on a couching and waiting to die. That weirded me out. What weirded me out even more is that in other dreams since her passing, I have made it a point to comment on knowing she is dead. Not this one though... very weird.
Today's funny is behind the cut:
10 Year old Blues
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.'
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
'If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.'