Oct 25, 2001 16:53
Take all American women who are +/-5 years of
menopause. Train us for a few weeks, outfit us with
automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, Prozac,
hormones, SPAM, etc. Drop us (parachuted, preferably)
across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let us do
what comes naturally.
Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when
doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying
bills, is formidable enough to make even men in
turbans tremble.
We have had our children, we would gladly die/suffer
to protect them and their future. We'd like to get
away from our husbands, if they haven't left already.
And for those of us who are single, the prospect of
finding a good man with whom to share life is about as
likely as being struck by lightning; therefore, we
have nothing to lose.
Let US go and fight. The Taliban hates women.
Imagine their terror as we crawl like ants with
hot-flashes all through their godforsaken terrain. I'm
going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too.
HELL HAS NO FURY LIKE A PISSED OFF WOMAN!
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