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We've got the Harry Potter book! Now, brace yourself...
On pg. 132 Hermione is transfigured into a bar of chocolate. With hazelnuts!
Neville is attacked by a were-yak on pg. 207.
Midway through the story, Harry must face the gazebo -- alone!
On pg. 351, Voldemort unleashes the locusts!
On pg. 352, He unleashes the wand termites!
On pg. 353, He unleashes global warming!
Harry switches to a non-ferromagnetic wand to protect himself from "Expeliarmus!"
Actually, the entire series was a prequel to the story Rowling really wanted to write about Harry's angst over his Evil-icide and his eventual redemption on an alien world. And then at the end he discovers the Book of Mormon...
When the location of all the horcruxes is known, Voldemort collapses to an eigenstate!
The final horcrux is covered in beeeeees!
On page 628, Harry goes back to bed because tomorrow's the *real* book 7 release!
That's right - now we've spoiled the entire plot for you! Muahaha... ours is an evil laugh.
On pg. 132 Hermione is transfigured into a bar of chocolate. With hazelnuts!
Neville is attacked by a were-yak on pg. 207.
Midway through the story, Harry must face the gazebo -- alone!
On pg. 351, Voldemort unleashes the locusts!
On pg. 352, He unleashes the wand termites!
On pg. 353, He unleashes global warming!
Harry switches to a non-ferromagnetic wand to protect himself from "Expeliarmus!"
Actually, the entire series was a prequel to the story Rowling really wanted to write about Harry's angst over his Evil-icide and his eventual redemption on an alien world. And then at the end he discovers the Book of Mormon...
When the location of all the horcruxes is known, Voldemort collapses to an eigenstate!
The final horcrux is covered in beeeeees!
On page 628, Harry goes back to bed because tomorrow's the *real* book 7 release!
That's right - now we've spoiled the entire plot for you! Muahaha... ours is an evil laugh.