help.
Help Desk: Customer support; how may I be of assistance.
Customer: I have an account with you guys.
HD: (Sarcastically) Congratulations.
Customer: (unaware) ...and you've been having a problem maintaining my server.
Customer: I want it all done magically and done tonight.
HD: I would like an underwater magical sea pony you- sorry excuse for whatever this is, calling into from a transmission node in Neverland.
Customer: I am in serious shit and it is all your fault.
HD: Welcome to hell, friend.
Customer: I have a perfectly reasonable request.
HD: Define "reasonable," please.
Customer: I am very important in my homeland.
HD: Sir, I read your email.
Customer: You are my immortal enemy.
HD: (silently) I am so going to blog about you, bub.
Customer: I love you and want you're babies.
HD: It's 'your,' and thank you, but I'm married to the data-center.
Customer: Every time I reboot my server I lose networking.
HD: Grow a spinal column, you dim-witted sea-slug.
:)_
Customer: I have an account with you guys.
HD: (Sarcastically) Congratulations.
Customer: (unaware) ...and you've been having a problem maintaining my server.
Customer: I want it all done magically and done tonight.
HD: I would like an underwater magical sea pony you- sorry excuse for whatever this is, calling into from a transmission node in Neverland.
Customer: I am in serious shit and it is all your fault.
HD: Welcome to hell, friend.
Customer: I have a perfectly reasonable request.
HD: Define "reasonable," please.
Customer: I am very important in my homeland.
HD: Sir, I read your email.
Customer: You are my immortal enemy.
HD: (silently) I am so going to blog about you, bub.
Customer: I love you and want you're babies.
HD: It's 'your,' and thank you, but I'm married to the data-center.
Customer: Every time I reboot my server I lose networking.
HD: Grow a spinal column, you dim-witted sea-slug.
:)_