Oops!!

[yellowdrewby]

So Jon just called me up a few minutes ago, to inform me that his mom came into his room as he was watching TV and said they all needed to go outside because she just heard a huge crash. Apparently, someone drove his or her car INTO a nearby house, smashing it to bits. Then the person fled the scene. Now, we're not sure whether it was a man or a woman, or if it was a pure accident or if he/she was drunk, but whatever the case, they HAVE YOUR GODDAMN CAR. They will find you. They already know who you are. Don't add "hit and run" to your potential drunk driving and destruction or property charges. Your life is over, you idiot. Geez.

The moral of this story is (brought to you by Those Of Us Who Only Drive While Sober): Keep your f*cking car on the road, where it belongs, fool.