i'm not really who i said i was, or who i thought i'd be

[yellowcake]

today the crazy guildford baker wanged his head on a shelf. so i laughed. and he threw sponge mix at me.

i felt all afternoon like i was waiting for something.

my addiction to solitaire is no more.

now i'm addicted to minesweeper.

why don't i play proper games?

good question, i'm glad you asked.

and the answer is..

**runs away**