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[yellowcake]

i taught a six year old to say 'dipshit'. she ran up to her ma and said 'clare still calls me dipshit!' in front of customers. today a lady was rude to me so i mega-overcharged her. john was sitting on a crate in the fridge laughing and drinking emu export.

sometimes i like the bakery. i mean, where else are the orders stuck to the wall with butter?