Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Mexican restaurant! And not one of those crummy cheapo 'we just have tacos' places. This is a matter of life or death! Abortion or pro-life! Chimichanga or Enchilada!
The important thing is, I need to know now and you need to tell me!
So, where is the closest one to the big travel train station place. And are you buying? Because, man, taunting a guy with Mexican food is so not bro material.
Chimichangas are serious business! Seriously delicious business.
If I wasn't so insecure about my manhood I'd have a slice of sausage pizza. You can stick to the cheesy mutant turtle food. I'm going to find some of the real deal! Cheese the way it should be!
Or out of a can. Mmm cheese whiz... cheese puffs... cheesy enchiladas, cheese flavored duct tape...
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Chimichangas are serious business! Seriously delicious business.
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Or out of a can. Mmm cheese whiz... cheese puffs... cheesy enchiladas, cheese flavored duct tape...
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Oh forget it, you killed the chain, guy! Somewhere surprisingly unsterotypical Canadians are shaking their fists at you!
[No one appreciates good humor anymore. If I were a Mexican place, where would I hide. Giant sombrero where are you...]
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