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Exactly one week after my return from Brasil, I discovered a stratling revelation... I am unable to dance on water. My knee was nice enough to reveal this to me by dislocating itself on Thursday, ensuring that I will be unable to neither leave the house, nor walk. My knee is about the size of a cantalope, and you wont believe how unbearable it is to not be able to do something as simple as bend your knee.