Dumb Joke Of The Day
Wouldn't you like to do this? I know I would.....
I'M A LIGHT BULB
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling
and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was
doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office. Then my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her " ..And where do you think
you're going?" ( You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
I'M A LIGHT BULB
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling
and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was
doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are
you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office. Then my co-worker (the
blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her " ..And where do you think
you're going?" ( You're gonna love this..... )
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."