Dec 19, 2006 12:05
I don't know if I've clearly stated this before or not, but I REALLY DISLIKE CHILDREN.
I especially dislike them when they're on field trips, because they have this whole "my parents aren't here right now, and you aren't my mom, so I can be a brat" attitude. It's obnoxious.
People who I miss already:
Aldo
Trixxi
Pence
Shay
Kori
Megan Dale Ross
And only a month more.
Sad news.
Have decided that I like my job okay, as long as I'm not working breaker number three or on the floor. Have decided I hate the butterfly house.
Have decided that weed is my best friend. Other than Samantha.
Speaking of Samantha, I hate how little I speak to you. I always miss you. It's constant. The past few weeks, since your wedding, I have been so ridiculously busy that I haven't called or seen anybody. It's basically driving me nuts, not knowing what the hell you're up to. I have news, good and bad, and I can't tell you any of it, because my phone sucks and I can't talk for more than 3 minutes without it failing on me. I have to wait until I get home, and when I get home it's too late to call, and it's just fucking insane.
I can do a handstand against a wall now. I've been practicing. I wanted to call you last night when I achieved it, but it was 12:30.
In any case, I miss you like honey roasted nuts.
Soon I'll be back at home, and I will call you and talk your ear off.
They say that I have the best ass below 14th street, is it true?