Jul 11, 2005 09:41
List 5 reasons why you are a dork. And make them good reasons. Justify them. Explain them. Be loud and proud about how big of a dork you are!
1) People tell me all the time how weird i am and how much of a dork i am. Now if your friends and family constantly told you that then it must be true!!
2) I get in moods where i just have to clean something. Its usually my room but thats very important. When i was younger like in middle school i would clean the whole house.
3) I have unsolvable and random medical issues. The floater in right eye, really painful and random chest pains, leg pains that only happen when its cold, blurry spots with my glasses on. I think thats all of them, maybe i forgot one, but thats okay i guess...
4) I say things that normal people wouldnt say outloud. Things that i should have kept to myself. Example: This entry right here.
5) My ability to remember things from 10 or 11 years ago that have no really meaning to anyones life. Example: Some kids in my kindergarten class having an argument about street names, and how one cant possibly live on the same street as the other because they dont see each other. They finally came to the conclusion that they do live on the same street because the street they live on (Sahara) runs through to the other side of the road.
Well i guess this is the 5 reasons why i am weird not why i am a dork, and these are things that should be under #4.