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[yellow_binesi]

Hey losers! Look who's back! Yep, It's me! KAA-KAKA!! Got a new name from my trainer though, so you guys are gonna call me Alex from now on. Or just Zapdos, don't mind either way. Call me Asshat and I'm gonna drill peck your ass with a pair of scissors

Sucks to be you loser students, though, I'm not gonna be a student now. Gonna be a TA, KAA-KAKA!

Comments

[slicingdicing]

Oh look, it's you... Looks like we can TA together.

Actually, that might be a fuckin' disaster.

1/2

[yellow_binesi]

OH RIGHT, you're a TA too! It's gonna be a--

2/2

[yellow_binesi]

THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, HUH?!?

[slicingdicing]

It means we're both fucking vulgar and also you're loud as fuck.

Was that so hard to put together, Big Bird?

[yellow_binesi]

HEY I can be quiet when I wanna

Well It's a good balance with the other two. One's a quiet princess panties ain't she?

[slicingdicing]

Yeah, somethin' like that. Gotta have some excitement to shake this school up! You don't need to be a goody-goody to help out at school!

...Or something like that.

[yellow_binesi]

Couldn't have said it any better, haha!

So looks like you've been okay. Did any matches with Lash while I was out?

[slicingdicing]

Unfortunately no...but I'm just itching to beat the ever-loving shit out of someone. I guess being a TA means I've gotta be all upstanding or something...but it sure would be nice to get in there and pound someone into dust!

[yellow_binesi]

...Oh.

Why not do one of those "sparring" shit with someone? That counts as beating someone up, right?

[slicingdicing]

Yeah! That's true...

But I miss the good old days where you just pulled some punkass aside and took his fucking lunch money!

he's probably going to get fired within the first week school starts

[yellow_binesi]

...Can't we still do them? Just say it's part of their learning experience as excuse or some shit.

why hasn't scyther been fired yet goddamn

[slicingdicing]

I like this idea...teaching kids that the world is tough and stuff! Ha!

idk maybe not enough bad influences??? also he's an idiot

[yellow_binesi]

YEAH KAKAKA!! It'll build up their...... WHATEVER for the world!!

well if they let gan be a teacher...........i mean come on

[slicingdicing]

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We should get t-shirts or something... "WHATEVER BUILDERS!"

YEAH FFF

[yellow_binesi]

That'd be sweet!! ...But I ain't dishing out any money for the T-shirts.

Re: YEAH FFF

[slicingdicing]

That's why we steal 'em. Or something.

I don't fuckin' know.