Zapdos was at the cafeteria for his lunch, which consisted of a plate full of jell-o. It was the usual flavor, not the thing he ate just a little while ago...which was nothing but gross. What was it? Mushroom-flavor? He drew a small sigh as he picked up a spoon and was about to take a scoop out the top of the jell-o when he heard a cooing sound. He raised a brow and patted on the jell-o with the back of the spoon, only to yelp and jump away from the table as the jell-o turned around to face him. His eyes widened to see two beady eyes staring at his direction. It blinked a few times before making the same cooing sound he heard just a while ago.
"Wha--??" Zapdos jumped back even further when the jell-o moved an inch towards his direction. What the hell was this thing?? The little jell-o blinked its beady eyes again as it tilted a little. Was it tilting its head?
"Awwww, you like cute things!" A voice was heard. Suddenly, there was a large group of people surrounding his table. "Aww, look at that! Zappy likes little cute things~! What a loser for a Thunder God!"
"The hell are you saying, I don't like these stupid things!!!" Suddenly, he realized there was some weight on one of his shoulders. He looked over to see the jell-o from before sitting on the shoulder, gazing straight at him with the small beady eyes.
"Aww, isn't that cuteeeee? They're so cute together!!!" There were laughter coming from the crowd.
"Shut up!! This isn't what it looks like!! Get off of me you stupid thing!!!" He shoved the jell-o off of his shoulder, which landed on the floor, splattering as it did. The crowd grew silent and the area seemed to get dark as well. Zapdos found himself out of breath as he stared at the remains of the jell-o splattered across the cafeteria floor.
"Why did you do that?" A voice from the crowd spoke up. Zapdos turned to look at the figure, and froze as the figure started dissolving into a puddle, only to reform itself into a cubical jell-o. "It liked you so much. Why'd you kill it?"
"That's because you guys--"
"Our fault?" Zapdos whirled around to see more figures dissolve and reform into identical cubical jell-o, connecting together as it grew larger, until it was about 10 feet tall. It was then when he found himself in a dimly-lit corridor. "We didn't do anything. You're the one making a fool out of your self. LOSER. How can a loser like you be a God? Gods are supposed to be unbeatable. You don't qualify as a God. You should just disappear! The cube shrieked out a laughter as it started moving towards his direction, absorbing and dissolving everything that was in its path. Panicked, Zapdos staggered back before running down the hallway, trying to get away from the thing.
[During this time, Zapdos was actually in the cafeteria and was about to eat some jell-o for lunch. But he suddenly jumped away from the table and started yelling at nothing before throwing the spoon away. He started to gaze up towards the ceiling looking horrified before running off. You'd see him running away from something, occasionally tripping over his own feet.]