Funky Town
My coworker's roommate's girlfriend is roommates with my roommate's new squeeze.
Or: My roommate's new squeeze's roommate is the girlfriend of my coworker's roommate.
Or: Two roommate's girlfriend's roommates are coworkers.
Or: Two coworker's roommate's girlfriends are roommates.
Got it?
And no, I'm not just spoofing my small town. This is the god's honest truth. And I haven't even begun to bring my cousin into the whole story. (Nor have I even attempted to go back and fix my esses and apostrophes for the plurals, plural possessives, and singular possessives. Nor do I plan to.)
Funky, funky, small town.
Or: My roommate's new squeeze's roommate is the girlfriend of my coworker's roommate.
Or: Two roommate's girlfriend's roommates are coworkers.
Or: Two coworker's roommate's girlfriends are roommates.
Got it?
And no, I'm not just spoofing my small town. This is the god's honest truth. And I haven't even begun to bring my cousin into the whole story. (Nor have I even attempted to go back and fix my esses and apostrophes for the plurals, plural possessives, and singular possessives. Nor do I plan to.)
Funky, funky, small town.